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Waiter waiter more delusion if Willcare!
Dysfunctional
Mikey boy mikeeeee wooo!
LIZZIE DOODLE!!! 🍨
Afton kids I love you. I hope one of them lives to see the end of the movies
Michael Afton Headcanons
Just a fun headcanon dump to get into the writing mood :) These are super random though. I think I'm possessed.
Mike is a huge pirate fan. He wanted to be a pirate until he was 8 (which is when he wanted to be an astronaut).
His favorite food is lasagna (his mom's is the best).
He's super tall and has always been super tall. The coach ran him down to play basketball his sophomore year of high school.
He's been working for his dad since he was seven. By the time he's in high school, he can basically run any shift by himself.
His best classes in high school are gym, physics and art class.
He would eat at least two full boxes of pizza per day, if he were allowed to.
He's really good at all of their arcade games. His highest score is in Pac-Man, though.
He's super scared of heights.
He went to a British primary school in London before his dad moved back to Utah when he was 6.
He "learned" how to play the electric guitar when he was fourteen. "Learned" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, because he can only read tab and really only learned riffs and some easy AC/DC songs.
Somehow, he's still able to impress people, even though he is clearly just abusing a whammy bar.
He plays basketball, football and baseball. He likes sports because he means he's home less.
He really likes cars a lot. He suped up his truck's engine when he was 16 and has almost wrecked it in races with other high schoolers multiple times. But car stuff is how he bonds with William, Henry and Ralph.
He's been smoking since he was 11. William doesn't really care, as long as he doesn't steal his.
He spends a lot of time taking over house activities for his mom, when she's too tired to get out of bed. This has made him a pretty good cook, though.
He's kind of a cool guy in school, but he's sort of seen as a 'bad kid' and a 'huge asshole', so he's definitely got a smaller group of friends. This is fine, because he's kind of a loner anyway.
He gets pretty good grades, except for in English class (he has dyslexia).
He has a pretty huge crush on Maria Rodriguez. He embarrasses himself to try and impress her a lot.
When he was thirteen, he broke his arm wrestling the school security guard to impress a girl. His friends have not let him live this down.
When he was fifteen, he drove into the school's gym while trying to show his friends a sick car trick over the weekend. His father has yet to let him live this down.
He and William fight a lot. I mean, most of the time. But they're kind of similar people, with similar senses of humor and some overlapping interests, so sometimes they can have friendly conversations with each other.
Mike likes gossiping with his Aunt Vangie (Henry's wife) and his mom.
When he was fourteen, he made up a game of throwing up lawn darts and having the neighborhood kids catch them. This was stopped after a few too many close calls.
He also made a game of rolling kids down hills in tractor tires. This was only stopped after he got bored of it.
He's the kind of guy that punches wholes in the dry wall.
He used to BMX, but Chip is way better at it, so he gave that dream up because he hates being one-upped by his own posse.
He doodles sometimes in class. He likes to impress girls by drawing them. He also likes trying the Fazbear band. A lot.
Foxy is his favorite animatronic. He ships him with Chica.
He rough-houses with Evan and Elizabeth. A lot.
This includes farting on their heads and forces them to smell his arm pit.
He cackles.
He's a cool guy, so he sneaks out to go to parties a lot.
Sometimes this means stealing William's nice cars, which he will always end up regretting.
He likes watching soaps with his mom.
He's the best of all his siblings of picking up his room.
His room is full of posters of hot supermodels and Playboy models, by the way.
He's given all of the animatronics personalities. Bonnie's is the malevolent, in his view.
He's very violent and gets into physical fights with others a lot.
Big undiagnosed bipolar disorder energy.
He chews gum all the time. Literally all the time. It's very annoying.
He had a Mormon baby blessing, but he was never baptized.
He gets invited to church activities sometimes. People almost always regret it.
He dresses in the more general, 80s rock 'n' roll, hair metal style, but he is a goth rock lover.
His middle name is James.
He smokes weed sometimes. But he mostly just drinks.
His mom's parents live in Virgin. He doesn't visit them that often, even though they're kind of close, because William is embarrassed to be associated with them. He is the oldest of their grandchildren, though. (Teen pregnancy things.)
He was sent to a pretty extensive psychiatric programme in Draper after killing Evan.
He graduated high school early.
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