Me: *happily typing my story* wow I'm already on 15 of 22/23 chapters, this thing will be done sooner than I thought!
My evil brain: You know, you should add _____ scene here and extend the climax a good 2 or 3 chapters by doing _____ and addressing this ____ and this ____ which are long-standing issues
Me: *crying* I hate you, that's beautiful












