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Aesthetic for Lilith, a tiefling ranger @dreamers-studio

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all gay disasters

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Aesthetic for Freyja, a half elf paladin. @lenabeanz

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Bread Crew Text Posts Part 30

Valthorne: honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably black out

Criswyn: Bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you've already drank from/ soulmate? um no i'm afraid you misheard me. i said soilmate. i want someone to lay in the dirt with./ "oooooooooh" i say as i still don't understand/ me flirting: hey wanna go be gay in the woods

Forest goddess: ancient god (self-diagnosed)

Hawthorne: god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by/ you mean their are people out there who aren't slaves to aesthetic? oscar wilde would disapprove/ i don't "dress to impress" i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves/ gay bitches be like "I'm yearning for someone to run their fingers through my hair sofly while we lay together in comfortable silence" anyways I'm bitches/ some of you guys are fucked up. not me though because im cool and hot/ jumps over my problems *parkour*/ I've decided to stop "getting in touch with my emotions" and instead focus on being sexy and cool like god intended.

Aisling: Whenever I try to type "wild" I always end up typing "wilde" and I think that says a lot about who I am as a person/ seduce me with your knowledge of 19th century British Literature/ sorry I haven't replied to ur texts I've been overwhelmed by literally anything that's ever happened or will happen/ what is sexier n more fulfilling than being understood? absolutely nothing/ oh you like history? name everything that's ever happened/ I'm sorry you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory/ i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it

Lilith: 2020 goals punch the sun IN THE FACE, punch god IN THE FACE, shake hands w/ the moon i can respect the moon, punch myself IN THE FACE/ How to Catch Feelings and Throw Them Into the Fire Where They Belong/ person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake / someone: what do want to be for halloween? me: loved and appreciated

Freyja: I don't care if it's a hellhound. I'm still going to pet it/ People assume I know what I'm doing just bc I'm tall/ [i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY/ anyways good night i'm gonna go indulge in my unrealistic fantasies until i fall asleep/ i love when your family friends are like "oh sweetie you're gonna break some hearts one day" like yea Aunt Kathy my own, 15 times.

Aisling's girlfriend: oh there's a witch in these woods??? is she single???

Lilwyn: everything is gay coded when you are. home of sexual

Debra: wtf = where's the feminism

The Crew: *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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Bread Crew Text Posts Part 23

Freyja: Do Not Mistake Me For A Heterosexual/ and looked unto thee, with thine lips so full, thine hair so luscious, and i said, bitch/ i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable/ [said while holding back tears] this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak

Criswyn: dont ask me what tf im talking about. i don't know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i've moved on/ being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i'm often waiting for something to happen. and i'm stupid/ my last brain cell is heart shaped/ In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive/ I'm saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it everyday it'll get dirty/ "ugh, your mind" - me to myself before doing the dumbest shit imaginable/ i would rather die than learn something. Go to hell/ fortunately i have stupid sexy little bitch disease so i never understand anything you guys are talking about/ i never know what's going on and I believe it's just very sexy of me to be like that

Lilith: I can't believe I'm me, of all people/ so apparently sleeping doesn't make all your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. Shocked and upset/ Said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying/ *panics but in a super chill and casual way*

Hawthorne: it'd be such a shame if a cute boy kissed my cheek...wrapped his arms around me...it would be terrible if he held me tight...oh no/ ok i'll go but i'm gonna be a little bitch about it/ my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless,i tread onwards

Aislyn: patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse to flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong./ i like to pretend that i'm a heartless apathetic bitch but in reality i'm a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time

Val: i have two moods and they are gay and nervous/ you know how some people have resting bitch face? i have resting dissociation face. people ask me on the reg if i am okay or dying or what because my neutral expression is just a vacant stare with a hint of existential dread

Lilwyn: ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off/ so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

Valthorne: broooo i was kidding when asked you to move to a rural italian village with me and start a new life. deadass bro. unless...

The Crew: "we're here, we're queer, we're filled with existential fear"/ what a year this week has been.

Goblin: i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

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Bread Crew Text Posts Part 22

Criswyn: Quitting school to become a plant who wants to join me we can make a forest/ i was put on this earth to eat bagels and be gay/ SICK of thinking! Won't be doing that again/ Actually, Ratatouille is the dish's name, you're thinking of Ratatouille's monster/ im what the kids call attention seeking/ i am made of 50% love and 50% utter and complete idiocy/ despite having an IQ of 1 i am still alive guys

Freyja: Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings/ on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says "i'm all yours!"/ nothing is awkward or cheesy if you don't give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool/ ([]xxx[]:::::::::::::::> this is the sword of good fortune. may it aid you in your travels

Lilith: *kicks down door* im here to be bitter/ running a fool's errand y'all need anything?/ So what if I love you. shut up

Aislyn: Listen man I'm just trying to wear soft sweaters and read my books and love myself/ but if don't have a hyperfixation i'll die/ i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred/ due to personal reasons I will be cheating death

Debra @ Freyja: hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha? hey babe did you see god in heaven haha? hey babe is There even a god at all?? Does life have a point?????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe????????????Babe??????????????

Hawthorne: me gay? why yes thank you for noticing

Lilwyn: "And they were soulmates." "Oh my god, they were soulmates."

Valthorne: I want one of those ships where they are just so achingly in love with each other, where they've spent so much time falling and they are so convinced it's unrequited. That slow burn, deep aching goodness. I need it. I will fight the sun man I n e e d i t

The Crew: I don't necessarily work 'better under pressure', I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

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Criswyn: oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

Lilith: You can wreak absolute havoc as a person too if you're rowdy enough

Criswyn: but as a goose i would never feel remorse

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Val: Do you want to know how I actually sprained my wrist?

Lilith: YES

Val: I was hula hooping. Hawthorne and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Lilith: Oh my god.

Val: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Lilith: Why are you telling me this?

Val: Because no one will ever believe you.