#source: b99?

[hadesisqueer]

Glynda: Miss Rose, can I speak to you for a minute?

Ruby: Oohh, someone's in trouble!

Ruby: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

[incorrect-web-novels]

[a snowflake lands on HCS's hand]

Han Changsheng: Oh, look how pretty.

[snowflake melts]

Han Changsheng: Everything is garbage. Never love anything.

[incorrectstormandsilencequotes]

Lilly: What's your blood type?

Rikkard: How would I know?

Lilly: How would you NOT know?!

Rikkard: What, do I look like Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups, to you?!

Lilly:

Lilly: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered blood types?!

[arcanatwinks]

[Julian]: I just want someone to take me out

[MC]: Like, on a date or with a sniper?

[Julian]: Surprise me

[sylvia-parker-appreciation]

Keisha, about to break into a police station with Sylvia: I’ve only known Sylvia for 5 minutes, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[incorrectstormandsilencequotes]

Lilly: Talk to them, that’s what friends do.

Rikkard: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Lilly: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Rikkard: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.

[thebreadcrew]

Val: Do you want to know how I actually sprained my wrist?

Lilith: YES

Val: I was hula hooping. Hawthorne and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Lilith: Oh my god.

Val: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Lilith: Why are you telling me this?

Val: Because no one will ever believe you.

Lilith: You sick son of a bitch.

[incorrectstormandsilencequotes]

Rikkard: Talk to me. How are we looking?

Lilly: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. Like, sure, we’re trying, but its almost effortless.