the breakfast club fantasy edition

and this time it actually involves breakfast { ~ 🍞~} (Header art by Greta)

[bearie]

[chucktaylorupset]

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

[picrews-for-rpgs]

Fairy Picrew Recommendations - Part 1

Fairies were introduced to D&D 5e as an official playable race in 2021's Wild Beyond the Witchlight and as far as physical appearance goes they're pretty versatile!

The only specific visual features 5e fairies share in common are their humanoid shape, small size and their wings but other than that almost anything goes! There are no restrictions in terms of colouring or extras like tails, horns and fangs.

With that in mind, my main priority in these are a good selection of wings. However, I've also tried to choose picrews with lots of additional fantastical features to help your fairies feel especially otherworldly, magical and ethereal.

All of the following picrews are gender neutral, meaning they can be used to create masculine, feminine or androgynous characters

Remnant Years Avatar Maker by eva.rabbit

picrew overview here

Features

✨ Wings - 2 insect, 2 feathered, 2 draconic

✨ Skin Details - wood texture, constellation freckles, scales

✨ Other - Horns, Antlers, Plant-like hair, 3+ eyes, goat eyes, fangs, tails

Fantasy Character Maker 3000 by stuffjademade

picrew overview here

Features

✨ Wings - 3 insect, 1 feathered, 1 draconic

✨ Skin Details - 20+ natural and unnatural skintones, iridescent skin, glittery skin, starry freckles, scales, fur

✨ Other - horns/antlers, fangs, animal ears, animal companions, magical props and visible spellcasting

Character Maker by QueenBee

picrew overview here

✨ Wings - 2 insect, 2 feathered, 1 draconic

✨ Skin Details - 10 natural and 5 unnatural skintones, star/heart freckles

✨ Other - horns/antlers, fangs, animal ears, 3+ eyes, heterochromia, flora and fungi as accessories

Bright's Picrew Hell by Brightgoat

picrew overview here

✨ Wings - 1 insect, 2 feathered, 1 draconic, 1 mechanical (each in a wide range of colours)

✨ Skin Details - 15+ natural and unnatural skintones, variety of scars, constellation freckles, scales, face crystals/stickers/flowers

✨ Other - a range of unique and unusual ear options, lots of eye customisation options (including heterochromia), range of horns/antlers, variety of tusks and fangs, flora and fungi as accessories, animal companions, magical props and visible spellcasting

Fantasy Character Maker by deerinspotlight

picrew overview here

✨ Wings - 2 insect, 3 feathered, 2 draconic

✨ Skin Details - 15+ natural and unnatural skintones, various facial markings

✨ Other - a range of ear options (including animal ears), variety of horns, antlers, tusks and fangs, flora and fungi as accessories, animal companions

That's all for now! But there's a strong chance I'll do a part 2 soon. In the meantime please do show me any fairy creations you've made with these picrews. I'd love to see them!

[oh-totoro]

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

[thebreadcrew]

The Stew Crew as Text Posts

Char: Blood is of course, one of the greatest fashion statements. Bowie: I'm so sexy. Everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it* Val: uhhh honey? your poor little meow meow just committed murder Aster: Bro, your vibes are epic. Hold my hand

[thebreadcrew]

Bowie Ramone as Tumblr Text Posts

The masculine urge to have to have the feminine urge to be masculine femininely.

The government got me this cute matching bracelets *giggles cutely* BTW let me out of this cage.

Normalize disappearing without an explanation.

You walk into the kitchen and I'm wearing gloves and welding a sandwich together.

When I asked to be fucked, I did not mean by life.

Can we please normalize killing :( and maiming : (:( :( it's my coping mechanism and it really hurts to see people hating on it...

teehee lol *lunges at your throat*

[prettybard]

[thebreadcrew]

My DND Party as Tumblr Text Posts

Val(the rogue): just bc I broke into your house doesn't mean imma steal something, maybe i just wanna look around damn. Aster(the fey patron warlock): *winks at the sky* for the aliens/ I am so gentle and kindhearted and stupid Char(the druid): *sees to two bees flying around my garden* i wonder...if they're friends... Bowie(the fighter): the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

[thebreadcrew]

The Party Having a Text Post Convo

Val: behind every girlboss is another bigger girlboss.

Char: They call this a pyramid scheme, I think.

Aster: I think they prefer the term mlm.

Bowie: Wulti level warketing scheme.

[thebreadcrew]

My DND Party playing Wild Beyond the Witchlight + Tumblr Text Posts (Inspired by the DNDhat post by @alivedean)

Val (the rogue): oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun...

Aster (the fey patron warlock): manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side....maybe im the bad boy. / This is how I win. *loses*

Fighting Agdon and the harengon brigands: I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

Bowie (the fighter): violence is always the answer because it's funny.

Char (the druid): you are small potatoes to me and brother I'm about to start smashing

[thebreadcrew]

Aster Dawnrest - Half-elf warlock with a feylost background

Bowie Ramone - Haregon battlemaster

Charlotte Meadowfoot - Halfling druid with a folk hero background

Valentine Pyre - Tiefling rogue with a Witchlight hand background

I made moodboards for the player characters in the Wild Beyond the Witchlight campaign that I'm dming.

[lifeinsillypictures]

fresh bread is honestly one of the biggest reason to be alive in this ugly world

[dndspellgifs]

[wel1-shit]

ill toss him more than a coin

[wagamaggot]

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

[wagamaggot]

coworkers

[thebreadcrew]

Bread Text Posts Part 35

Criswyn: I used to be like "I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire" and since then I've learned that more often than not the answer is "it'll be on fire"/ Ummmmmm I'm sensitive/ me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you/ cut everyone off and live in the woods/ Everything I do is out of love and chaos

Aisling: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even LEARN math/ My mood depends on how good my hair looks/ I love talking to myself she gets me/ it's very very important that i am both cute and powerful/ goal aesthetic for 2015: cute as Heck but will break ur neck/ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments/ *rolls my eyes with my eyes closed*

Freyja: highest form of art: girls/ everything can be improved by adding more women with swords and if you disagree prepare to meet my blade/ Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them/ "what about straight people?" what the hell is a straight person. only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword/ no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and can punch through walls

Debra: they may be a minor character but they are a major character IN MY HEART

Lilith: me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but,/ im just an asshole with feelings

Val: me??? upset???? yes constantly/ Everything happens so much

Hawthorne: *sticks my leg in the air* give me attention/ once i come out of my cage and start doing just fine, it's over for u hoes

Lilwyn: Looking To Spice Up Your Marriage? Try Committing A Murder Together

The Crew: Why Can't This Family Ever Have A Funky Good Time?/ Violence: Is It The Answer?

[thebreadcrew]

Bread Crew Text Posts Part 34

Freyja: me? overreacting? probably/ this weekends to do list: clean room, catch up on reading, unshackle the bonds of womanhood & scream by the sea/ i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me/ AND KNIFE AS A TREAT/ it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group people become friends, the tendency to make really stupid decisions skyrockets...and from this chaos...the Mom FriendTM rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades/ the best acessory? a sword. next question/ if I could swing a really big sword it wouldn't matter anyone loved me or not/ swords aren't just naturally whooshy enough for me when you swing them. that's why I add the noise. that's why I add the noise, Susan. That's why I add the noise. Susan

Aisling: I'm trying to keep my reputation of being perfect/ book smart street stupid/ a japanese legend says if you shut the fuck up you wouldn't be so annoying/ do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach/ The number of times I think "I don't care" when people are talking is getting out of hand/ fire is a gay spell. if a character has fire in their spell list as a mage then they're gay/ I'm wasting my youth and beauty being a mysterious eccentric loner and I wouldn't have it any other way/ the longer my hair gets the more powerful i become

Criswyn: my heart says yes but my bank balance says no/ *to Aisling* yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good nights sleep/ I determined to live my coziest life/ sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company/ dont invite me anywhere unless there's snacks/ I might not have "brain cells" like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women/ like 95% of my vocabulary is 'what'

Lilith: me looking in the mirror: what's up you anxious bisexual fuck/ I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck/ I'm BI I'm HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I'm NEW IN TOWN/...and this is my bedroom aka my Isolation Station TM

The Crew: sir that's my emotional support found family trope/ i didn't come here to make friends [big dumb smile] i came here to make best friends

The Crew with Hawthorne: life hack: be friends with rich people

[thebreadcrew]

Aesthetic for Lilith, a tiefling ranger @dreamers-studio

[thebreadcrew]

Aesthetic for Freyja, a half elf paladin. @lenabeanz