#the candycourse

[thatfunkyopossum]

One time the local grocery store sold ZERO candy corn during October so they spent December sneaking bags into people's groceries. I came home with five bags to my utmost horror.

Everyone who sees this pls reblog it this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever heard

[lilhawkeye3]

HOW DID I START DISCOURSE ABOJT CANDY CORN BUT FORGET ALL ABOUT COTTON CANDY

quick how do y’all feel about Cotton Candy answer carefully 😤🍬

[catsnkooks]

This does not involve me in any way shape or form but I feel like contributing: candy corn is awful

THANK YOU

IT IS IT'S HORRIBLE

[thatfunkyopossum]

i cant believe i have to end my friendship with hawk and ayat candy corn is bad whats wrong with you

[thatfunkyopossum]

So I looked up the nonsense for candy corn: it’s literally just marshmallow and fondant (I was the anon talking about penuche/fudge, on second thought it’s more like shitty taffy). Also after speeding through a video on how it’s made, they are literally covered in edible wax, no joke. Candy corn is just eating your nasty homophobic aunt’s candles after having her weirdly dry marshmallow treats because you were bored (do not try that, not speaking from personal experience).

OH MY GOD THATS WHY THEY TASTE DISGUSTING

THOSE OF Y’ALL IN MY INBOX DEFENDING CANDY CORN AND THAT SHIT IS LITERALLY COVERED IN WAX???????

[lilhawkeye3]

New drama in the clone wars fandom: it’s candy corn lovers VERSUS people who have no taste buds!!

[thatfunkyopossum]

i...i trusted you ): finding out you don't like candy corn is the equivalent of finding out shakespeare kicked puppies in his spare time or smthn (not that he did such a thing) (it's just the only way i can the express the sense of betrayal i feel)

I’d kick a hundred thousand puppies into exosphere if it meant i never had to look at another piece of fucking candy corn

[thatfunkyopossum]

candy corn is cute and gives the best halloween vibes😤😤, you can't change my mind🍬🌽

Enemies to lovers au of these two anons