chaos goblin

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[catsnkooks]

hello everyone!

I've gotten myself into a tiny financial pickle with being unemployed for like 5 months and trying to support myself and my studies in a different county (with a huge cost of living crisis, thanks Tories 🤪) so I'd love it if you guys could support me in any way

I won't lie and say that I'll be giving y'all stuff because between life and uni fucking me over, I've hardly any time for fic writing, but I am hoping to get back into writing fic once summer hits!

so if you guys could send a donation to my kofi I would really appreciate it! (link also in my bio <3)

many thanks <3

ps: also see my masterpost for other ways to support me!

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[radawaycuntt]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[archaeologysucks]

Unfortunately for me ….

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[star-whores69]

Drew this after watching that one episode where Ezra talks to Yoda at the temple and gets his Kyber Crystal

[scruffy-bunny]

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

[glowcowboy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

[ripcurlreef]

[we-laid-with-it]

i hate it when people say things that exclude the disabled and then say "i wasnt talking about disabled people" like yeah you never are that's the issue. you never think about disabled people

[dogpuppy]

[tagfer]

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[uprincipled]

stress sketching my fav guy(s)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[aqwult]

maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

[janmisali]

hey, tumblr user anonymous here, just so you know one of your friends wants to blow up the moon so you should probably cut her out of your life and stop supporting her. yes obviously there's evidence for this, we have screenshots where she says "a lot of people think that I want to blow up the moon but that's not true", so basically she's completely mask-off about it. so yeah if you don't stop associating with her I'll have no choice but to assume that you too want to blow up the moon and I'll have to inform everyone else you associate with so they know how dangerous you are. thanks!

[janmisali]

the rule is that if an accusation is serious enough you're not allowed to deny it no matter how flimsy the evidence is. because like what if it's true and it just happens to be the case that none of the evidence we have for it actually supports the claim being made? then you'd be defending a Bad Person! do you really want to take that risk?

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding