#the cc batch

[here-comes-the-moose]

Fox: Tell Rex about the birds and the bees.

Bly: Wait, no he’s still a bab-

Cody, having watched a documentary with Obi-Wan the night before: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Bly: *kisses Aayla*

The Other Commanders:

[here-comes-the-moose]

Alpha-17, to the Kaminoans about Fox: Excuse you, that’s my emotional support oldest child.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Alpha-17: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Wolffe: Okay, but in my defense, Cody bet me 2 pudding cups I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Alpha-17: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wolffe: How was the honeymoon?

Fox: Quinlan got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire while screaming "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wolffe, tweeting: One like, and I’ll smack Fox for no reason.

Wolffe, after liking his own tweet: Say no more.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wolffe: I take very good care of myself. My body is a temple.

Rex: Yeah, open to everyone, day and night.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Cody: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bly: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ponds: 'Nicest Personality'

Wolffe: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Fox: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'.