#the chances

[oh-no-its-bird]

I get sick and have to take medicine that makes me sleep for 14 hours and I come back to everyone encouraging you to make cars smut. Why do I always have to miss the fun stuff :(( /j

It's ok I'm gonna get fucked up again tonight so I'm sure I'll end up posting some stupid shit on here again ab whatever we decide to watch tonight. I wanna chug another bottle of wine and scream cry into my rug about the logistics of car sex while using my mattress for a crutch again, that was fun

[ilovepink420]

OH MY GODDDDAHAHDGDHGGGHGGG 😻😻😻😻💋❤️💋❤️❤️❤️

LITERALLY FCKING GOONING

[tockthegnome]

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[joeyisourranger]

my heart rate would be lower if i was being held at gunpoint

[notasapleasure]

I mind as ’ow the night afore that show

Us five got talking,—we was in the know,

“Over the top to-morrer; boys, we’re for it,

First wave we are, first ruddy wave; that’s tore it.”

“Ah well,” says Jimmy,—an’ ’e’s seen some scrappin’—

“There ain’t more nor five things as can ’appen;

Ye get knocked out; else wounded—bad or cushy;

Scuppered; or nowt except yer feeling mushy.”

One of us got the knock-out, blown to chops.

T’other was hurt, like, losin’ both ’is props.

An’ one, to use the word of ’ypocrites,

‘Ad the misfortoon to be took by Fritz.

Now me, I wasn’t scratched, praise God Almighty

(Though next time please I’ll thank ’im for a blighty),

But poor young Jim, ’e’s livin’ an’ ’e’s not;

’E reckoned ’e’d five chances, an’ ’e’s ’ad;

’E’s wounded, killed, and pris’ner, all the lot—

The ruddy lot all rolled in one. Jim’s mad.

'The Chances', Wilfred Owen

[like-the-gardens-of-babylon-13]

..............im in the deepest disbelieffffff

SHE PLAYED YOYOK AS MY SURPRISE SONG

LIKE THE SAME YOYOK I GOT PERMANENTLY TATTOOED ON MY ARM BECAUSE THE SONG MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND HELPED/HELPS ME THROUGH REALLY ROUGH TIMES

im literally dead idk how any of this happened but I'm so incredible happy and lucky

[worstloki]

-> consuming new media

-> picks a favourite character!!!

-> character is later implied/revealed to be aspec

-> "how does this keep happening to me"