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Child with hat.

The wound is itching fiercly atm so the hat is very much needed or else the Child would hurt itself with its claws.

It is cuddling again tho. And with a passion.

#the child #lord lady mon #my brave lordling

having cats is great because its like having a small alien room. an OPINIONATED small alien roommate, with such hit opinions as:

going to the bathroom is a group activity

all crinkle toys should be relocated to the bedroom so that the human can be involved in 3am crinkle time

towels belong on the floor for some reason, and WILL be bitten and yanked down

food tubs should be moved to the middle of the floor to add a fun obstacle component to the kitchen

a neat alternative to socks in the laundry basket is socks in the food dish! socks may be removed from the laundry basket for this purpose

the recycling bin is actually a points based game where you win if you knock the most items off the counter directly into the recycling, which can include everything from unopened letters to multiple full packs of oreos

open doors are an invitation to lay a trap for a sibling and lock them in by closing the door on them, such as the bathroom or a pantry

to show maximum displeasure with how long the human has been gone, the BEST way to communicate this is by completely dismantling the automatic feeder and scattering the parts around the kitchen. though in a pinch the tap on the fountain can also be stolen and hidden

stand on the bathroom counter and yell at the human as loudly as possible as soon as they step foot out of the shower to communicate your distaste for the Wet Box interfering with cuddle time

sitting on the toilet is the best time to ask for a cuddle - that’s now a temporary captive audience

#my cats #womble #the child #Penelope #most of these are womble opinions tbh #though child has some serious opinions about bedtime #mostly that I am late for it #child has the strictest bathroom buddy system opinions

Surrounded

#my cats #womble #the child #Penelope #in the absence of cat tree (to prevent womble from jumping post surgery)#they have to make it known that no cat tree is a problem #sometimes I think about the fact the my childhood cat who I had from ages like. 3 to 21 #was THE most stereotypical aloof cat in existence #like Sox had the ability to CONDESCEND #he was very much a roommate and not a pet #loved him to pieces and miss him very much #and how as an adult. I have had four cats - three shown above #and every single one has been the clingiest lovey doviest cat known to man #they are my specialest little baby and need me to shower them with love 24/7 #which is SUCH whiplash from Sox

Watching my sweet bb trying to do normal things and failing is so so heartbreaking.

And I can't help. Only wait.

The Child even attempted to cuddle up to me but then something hurt and it got spooked by it and looked so sad!

Look at this poor little worm. It just wants love and food, but both is difficult atm....

#the child #lord lady Mon

THE CHILD IS FECKIN HOUDINI

It successfully got rid of the body.

....1 hour in and I'm already close to tears.

#the child #lord lady mon #holy shit

Child surgery today.

I just need to... convince it... to get into the carrier.

#the child #lord lady mon #big important day #it screams for food #but i have to deny it

Womble’s recovery tent slash prison has finally finally arrived. So, as you can see, EVERYONE had to help me put it up

#my cats #womble #the child #Penelope