#the crypid moth

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Cassandra's final form is a angry Chihuahua

Actual photo of Cassandra when her sisters get on her last fucking nerve:

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Mia: I don't know why but I get the feeling your mother is trying to seduce me.

Alcina: *ties a cherry stem into a perfect bow with her tongue while maintaining eye contact with mia the whole time.*

Cassandra: Wow, what gave you the first clue, genius?

Listeeeen

Mia doesn't get hints like that.

Ya gotta beat her over the head with it.

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How dare you.

Daniela is the only stupid one.

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Lake and angel

Lake for sure.

Them and Angela would get matching shirts with this on it.

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Alinca is a bottem

Facts.

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Maid: How come you’re always so chill around lady cass? Most of us are afraid she’s gonna eat us.

Mel currently using cass as a pillow: Cause I know she won’t eat me.

Maid: Bullshit, she’s tried eating everyone here at least twice.

Mel, rolling up a sleeve, showing off a perfect bite scar: Oh no, she did once. But she said it was the equivalent of biting into what you think is a chocolate chip cookie, and it’s raisin.

PFF NOOO

Cassandra bit into Melony when she first got to the castle all those years ago and went "Oh. Oh no. You taste like extreme emotional issues. Ew. You poor thing." Then never tried again and forgot who Mel was.

Now she nibbles on her constantly.

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Max would forget to add water to ramen

Bold of you to assume Maximus even cooks Ramen and doesn't just take bites out of the noodle block and snort the flavor packet.

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Dad I found Karl in cat form

Gives me more Donna vibes, honestly.