#the duality...

[candysignal]

ALASTOR: [doing his version of flirting] You know, I once ate a man who also had heterochromia. // VOX: Is this your way of telling me you would have eaten me? // ALASTOR: Oh goodness, no! If I had been fortunate enough to know the illustrious Vincent Whittman, I would kept you very much alive. Maybe I would have lived longer if I’d had such a loyal dog. // VOX: Yeah? Would you have had me chase down hunters and cops? // ALASTOR: [gently stroking Vox’s face] And you would have been so good at it too. Such a vicious guard dog, aren’t you? // VOX: [throws himself across Alastor’s lap] I’m not vicious to you though. // ALASTOR: Oh no, you’re my good puppy.

guard dog Vincent tho 👀

[suguruss1ut]

get you a man that can ruffle your kids hair one second and then go kill a crowd of people 2 minutes after

[soosmain]

Is it too early to fold Sanguinius like a lawn chair after I've just cracked his spine in two?

[pricegazagegap]

I know the dadson thing is ostensibly quite kinky, but to me it's also simply so honest and tender. like. they just love each other. I think they have some profound issues. some profound absences of love in their formative years. and loving each other like "dad" and "son" kinda helps them sublimate those. and it's a blatant bastardisation of those roles, of course. bc neither of them really knows how to be good dads or sons... but it works for them and that's all they care about. and, yeah, it's also quite dirty. which is a bonus for them 😈

[hollow-burst]

Two type of people

[realmadrid-red]

Dearest Itoshi Sae,

I have come to send this letter in my apologies for being annoying and a hassle to deal with, especially knowing how stubborn I can be of things. Regardless, I have come to send this in hopes of said apologies being accepted and knowledge of said annoying behavior which will continue regardless.

I can’t help being annoying, it is simply my own way of showing my admiration for you in a way I know well. If letter writing is something you’d refer, thought, I will try my best to format them and write them adequately.

With love, Sammy

... who paid you to be decent.

[hayleywiiliams]

I hate my computer! I love my computer! I'm throwing it away and getting a new one! I'm never replacing this computer! This computer has never done a task effectively in its life!