The concept of piercings is so weird. Like our little goblin brains were all like, 'I like the shiny things. I put the shiny things on my head and neck and arms and hands so everyone can see my shiny things. ...This is not enough shiny things. I want more shiny things.' And then we proceed to walk over to someone and be like, 'Hey, hi, you remember how we have that rule about not stabbing people? Well I want you to stab me on purpose. And then I want you to put shiny things in the stab wound. And then I'll give you gold.' And then the other person is just excited to get money and to get to stab someone on purpose without getting in trouble. Wild















