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Bonesnappers update: I’m going to eat ice cream and cry after this session

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mark it in the books. today, March 15th (the ides of march) officially marks our halfway point through the Five Lands Campaign. we started this over a year ago in January of 2025, and in honor of that, here are some of our beloved quotes without context

"Your threats mean nothing to me white man." (first ever recorded QWC, Zelda's player to DM)

"“THATS it i’m starting the spreadsheet because thats a war crime." (Baronet)

"The sign changes from closed to very closed." (God himself)

"I don't care how good his tits are, vote him off the island." (Tadgh's player)

"I wouldn't say it's an orgy, but it's close to it." (God, again)

"What's science in the face of yaoi?" (Zelda's player)

"Tadgh is not a written knowledge guy, he's more of an oral history kind of guy" "That is just a way to say he's illiterate" (Tadgh's player, Ignatius's player in response)

"Call him Ignatius Vitamix." (Ignatius's player)

"Where in the five lands do a banana grow?" (Baronet)

"What Should I do?" "Kill it, Kill it with fire, Kill it for good" (Zelda's player to Baronet)

"Do you think of a single fucking thing that comes out of your fucking mouth???" (VERY SPECIFICALLY, Adelaide to Ignatius)

"That's it you lost your skin privileges." (Ignatius's player about Meta)

"If I snore loudly enough can I give her advantage on insight?" (Tadgh's player)

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why lolth kinda....

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this is literally the angriest i've ever seeen Ignatius' player in my life. i think i'm going to watch a homicide live on discord.

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Chat are we cooked?

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in case you were wondering, the vibes are already weird. we're 10 minutes in.

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There’s finally official bleached man art so I can finally make this meme that’s been fucking haunting me since the mariners were eliminated. POV your baseball team is so fucking cursed they have to be being haunted by the physical manifestation of bad luck because otherwise what the hell

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Looking for a bonesnappers inspired couple’s costume? Look no further:

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