I’m 22 (minors DNI) and I’ve had this blog for over two years, but I haven’t ever thought to establish myself lol.
Lets begin with the basics:
I’m an art history, law, and classics student. i also have a minor in creative writing (which i need to do more of)
I am also an artist, brass musician, and theater director/techie/intern
I live in Italy, but i’m originally from the US
I’m disabled and autistic (don’t worry the special interest section comes later)
I’m tragically the chaotic bisexual stereotype
More below 👇
Welcome to the Chaos Zone
As promised, the special interest list (alphabetic lol)-
art history- modern and contemporary; preraphealites, impressionism, soviet and post soviet art, biennale exhibitions etc. and ancient; greek, roman, etruscan, and far eastern
Billy Joel
classical studies
conservation
Dimension 20
dungeons and dragons (and other TTRPGs)
firewatch
five nights at freddy’s
fran bow
gothic lit
Hamlet (and no other shakespeare)
horror movies
jacksepticeye
linguistics/foreign language study
markiplier
minecraft
musicals- Phantom of the Opera - Jekyll and Hyde (1996 ✊✊) - Hairspray - Ferngully: the Last Rainforest
the New York Mets baby
Panic! at the Disco (i know i’m sorry)
Percy Jackson
the Princess Bride
pro-wrestling
radium. and all other radioactive things
theater directing
i’ll have tags for different things but that’ll be a running/incomplete list;
Target Languages
Italian
French
Spanish
Russian
Mandarin
Arabic
Korean
Yea, I am disabled; and yes, we can talk about it.
I am autistic (if that wasn’t already evident)
but i also have a neurological condition that impacts all aspects of my life- and i’m open to talking about it for curiosities or anyone going through something similar. i’ll be your disabled big sister to guide you. *pat pat*
mark it in the books. today, March 15th (the ides of march) officially marks our halfway point through the Five Lands Campaign. we started this over a year ago in January of 2025, and in honor of that, here are some of our beloved quotes without context
"Your threats mean nothing to me white man." (first ever recorded QWC, Zelda's player to DM)
"“THATS it i’m starting the spreadsheet because thats a war crime." (Baronet)
"The sign changes from closed to very closed." (God himself)
"I don't care how good his tits are, vote him off the island." (Tadgh's player)
"I wouldn't say it's an orgy, but it's close to it." (God, again)
"What's science in the face of yaoi?" (Zelda's player)
"Tadgh is not a written knowledge guy, he's more of an oral history kind of guy" "That is just a way to say he's illiterate" (Tadgh's player, Ignatius's player in response)
"Call him Ignatius Vitamix." (Ignatius's player)
"Where in the five lands do a banana grow?" (Baronet)
"What Should I do?" "Kill it, Kill it with fire, Kill it for good" (Zelda's player to Baronet)
"Do you think of a single fucking thing that comes out of your fucking mouth???" (VERY SPECIFICALLY, Adelaide to Ignatius)
"That's it you lost your skin privileges." (Ignatius's player about Meta)
"If I snore loudly enough can I give her advantage on insight?" (Tadgh's player)
Genuinely the bullshit I've dealt with this term (our last day of classes is today) and this is what I've lived in the last 4 months. If anyone wants to hear about the cosmic, generational beef I have with a 40-yr old british man hmu.
should i start posting about this? should i start dragging this man publicly? Should i go into excruciating time-stamped detail about everything he’s allowed to happen? everything he’s DONE to the undergraduate students he oversees? JDB when i catch you JDB. more to fucking come i guess.
Genuinely the bullshit I've dealt with this term (our last day of classes is today) and this is what I've lived in the last 4 months. If anyone wants to hear about the cosmic, generational beef I have with a 40-yr old british man hmu.
Genuinely the bullshit I've dealt with this term (our last day of classes is today) and this is what I've lived in the last 4 months. If anyone wants to hear about the cosmic, generational beef I have with a 40-yr old british man hmu.