gods silliest jester

Bee. she/her. retired emo and theater kid. aspiring creative. art history student. queer. disabled. professional audacity-haver.

[gods-jester]

Hi. I should probably introduce myself 👋

I’m Bee, or Kate, either one is fine by me.

I’m 22 (minors DNI) and I’ve had this blog for over two years, but I haven’t ever thought to establish myself lol.

Lets begin with the basics:

I’m an art history, law, and classics student. i also have a minor in creative writing (which i need to do more of)

I am also an artist, brass musician, and theater director/techie/intern

I live in Italy, but i’m originally from the US

I’m disabled and autistic (don’t worry the special interest section comes later)

I’m tragically the chaotic bisexual stereotype

More below 👇

Welcome to the Chaos Zone

As promised, the special interest list (alphabetic lol)-

art history- modern and contemporary; preraphealites, impressionism, soviet and post soviet art, biennale exhibitions etc. and ancient; greek, roman, etruscan, and far eastern

Billy Joel

classical studies

conservation

Dimension 20

dungeons and dragons (and other TTRPGs)

firewatch

five nights at freddy’s

fran bow

gothic lit

Hamlet (and no other shakespeare)

horror movies

jacksepticeye

linguistics/foreign language study

markiplier

minecraft

musicals- Phantom of the Opera - Jekyll and Hyde (1996 ✊✊) - Hairspray - Ferngully: the Last Rainforest

the New York Mets baby

Panic! at the Disco (i know i’m sorry)

Percy Jackson

the Princess Bride

pro-wrestling

radium. and all other radioactive things

theater directing

i’ll have tags for different things but that’ll be a running/incomplete list;

Target Languages

Italian

French

Spanish

Russian

Mandarin

Arabic

Korean

Yea, I am disabled; and yes, we can talk about it.

I am autistic (if that wasn’t already evident)

but i also have a neurological condition that impacts all aspects of my life- and i’m open to talking about it for curiosities or anyone going through something similar. i’ll be your disabled big sister to guide you. *pat pat*

Anyhow I think that’s all the major points hit.

Let’s be friends?

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[diseases-for-center-control]

FLY MY MOSQUITOES 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

[diseases-for-center-control]

HELL YES UNTREATED STANDING WATER

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[diseases-for-center-control]

GROW MY CHILDREN

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[diseases-for-center-control]

YES

YES

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[diseases-for-center-control]

My children have invented a new mosquito-borne illness of Crash Your App

[sistersorrow]

Reblog to give your mutual's browser Digital Dengue Fever

[gods-jester]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

mark it in the books. today, March 15th (the ides of march) officially marks our halfway point through the Five Lands Campaign. we started this over a year ago in January of 2025, and in honor of that, here are some of our beloved quotes without context

"Your threats mean nothing to me white man." (first ever recorded QWC, Zelda's player to DM)

"“THATS it i’m starting the spreadsheet because thats a war crime." (Baronet)

"The sign changes from closed to very closed." (God himself)

"I don't care how good his tits are, vote him off the island." (Tadgh's player)

"I wouldn't say it's an orgy, but it's close to it." (God, again)

"What's science in the face of yaoi?" (Zelda's player)

"Tadgh is not a written knowledge guy, he's more of an oral history kind of guy" "That is just a way to say he's illiterate" (Tadgh's player, Ignatius's player in response)

"Call him Ignatius Vitamix." (Ignatius's player)

"Where in the five lands do a banana grow?" (Baronet)

"What Should I do?" "Kill it, Kill it with fire, Kill it for good" (Zelda's player to Baronet)

"Do you think of a single fucking thing that comes out of your fucking mouth???" (VERY SPECIFICALLY, Adelaide to Ignatius)

"That's it you lost your skin privileges." (Ignatius's player about Meta)

"If I snore loudly enough can I give her advantage on insight?" (Tadgh's player)

[jiwoodawnstarnation]

[cosmoseinfeld]

remember penta's first rumble when he immediately botched it but we all pretended he didn't?

[gods-jester]

not to empathize with Henry Jekyll on main but after this week (it’s wednesday) i intimately understand bro’s crashout after Board of Governors

[gods-jester]

Genuinely the bullshit I've dealt with this term (our last day of classes is today) and this is what I've lived in the last 4 months. If anyone wants to hear about the cosmic, generational beef I have with a 40-yr old british man hmu.

[gods-jester]

ITS GETTING WORSE.

[gods-jester]

should i start posting about this? should i start dragging this man publicly? Should i go into excruciating time-stamped detail about everything he’s allowed to happen? everything he’s DONE to the undergraduate students he oversees? JDB when i catch you JDB. more to fucking come i guess.

[gods-jester]

not to empathize with Henry Jekyll on main but after this week (it’s wednesday) i intimately understand bro’s crashout after Board of Governors

[gods-jester]

Genuinely the bullshit I've dealt with this term (our last day of classes is today) and this is what I've lived in the last 4 months. If anyone wants to hear about the cosmic, generational beef I have with a 40-yr old british man hmu.

[gods-jester]

ITS GETTING WORSE.

[bonesnappers-official]

Days since Lucretia last went Unconscious: 0

[gods-jester]

????????

i feel like it’s important to know that half the party played for like 2 hours before ignatius and i’s player joined.

[ezraphalitis]

Smoooooch from the best couple in WWE

(Requests are now open on my page, you can ask for any WWE related sketch ;) )

[bonesnappers-official]

Bonesnappers update: FUCK

[gods-jester]

we’ve literally never been in it like this before. brand new horrors ever day.

[gods-jester]

not to empathize with Henry Jekyll on main but after this week (it’s wednesday) i intimately understand bro’s crashout after Board of Governors

[gods-jester]

Genuinely the bullshit I've dealt with this term (our last day of classes is today) and this is what I've lived in the last 4 months. If anyone wants to hear about the cosmic, generational beef I have with a 40-yr old british man hmu.

[bonesnappers-official]

"Fuck you and your lair actions" - Bee

[kelseywrestling]

[moxleyrollins]

requirement when quoting cult of personality: make it 🏳️‍🌈🤨⁉️ MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 08.11.25—10.06.25

[gods-jester]

my doomed yaoi…………

[gods-jester]

not to empathize with Henry Jekyll on main but after this week (it’s wednesday) i intimately understand bro’s crashout after Board of Governors

[punksrhea]

AJ LEE & CM PUNK WWE Wrestlepalooza, September 20th, 2025