#the garfield monstrosity

[titleknown]

You are forced at gunpoint to fornicate with one of them. Which do you choose?

A creature with the head of Pamela Anderson circa 1991 on Vaporeon's body.

A creature with Vaporeon's head on the body of Pamela Anderson circa 1991

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2024

[virge-of-death]

In an Interview

Person: what are your skills

Me: I watched the full Uno the movie, read the Garfield monstrosity so many times my friends can't stand hearing "really freaked out my girlfriend need help?", And listened to that one rats song for 10 hours.

Person: are you god?

Me:no, I'm broke. Hire me

Person: I think you are too qualified to be my two year old kids babysitter.

Me: welp, then perish

[pinnithin]

@ the mbmbam crew I am so sorry

[vickisage]

o yeah, here’s a cool portrait i made of me and @waluwadjet

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

Look, all I’m sayin’ is Griffin never said it WASN’T canon that Garfield the Deals Warlock had the body of Pamela Anderson

[samgirard]

pros of griffin keeping garfield the deals warlock’s shape unknowable and indescribable: he can just be a cute little garfield in a pointy hat to hold all his secrets and some coupons

cons of griffin keeping garfield the deals warlock’s shape unknowable and indescribable: he can be garfield’s head on pamela anderson’s body and/or pamela anderson’s head on garfield’s body with lorenzo music’s voice

[creepturtle]

did griffin mcelroy ever explicitly state that garfield the deals warlock ISN'T garfields head on pamela andersons body because that's my headcanon

[fraidycat-notfr]

i dont like how griffin pointed out that everyone draws garfield the deals warlock as garfield the cat, like what the fuck is the alternative? a pamela anderson head on a cat body?