Life is folly and I am a fool

[evan-collins90]

‘Aquarium Bath’ by Arnold Mammarella & Marcy Voyevod

Scanned from ‘Before and After: Bathroom Makeovers’ (2006)

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[probuccalfat]

i feel like the zoo in hobart that housed the last living tasmanian tiger.

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[dogpuppy]

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[touhoumangaedits]