#the great garloo

[evilhorse]

Nacelleverse: The Great Garloo #0

[hallowedweiner]

The great Garloo RC Monster by MARX commercial 1961

"This was one of Marx's greatest toy. A 2 foot tall radio controlled movie monster toy."

[windex-for-blood]

I couldn't have come up with this if you gave me a whole pail of mescaline to chew on.

"Here's out new IP universe. It's comprised of a robot toy line that Transformers killed in the womb, two Ninja Turtles rip-offs, bug people because we couldn't get Crystar, and the worst toy in the entire 80s. And The Great fucking Garloo is the centerpiece of the whole thing."

[stone-cold-groove]

Toys and playthings I kept. Toys and playthings I should have kept.

[evilhorse]

The Great Garloo house ad (circa March 2025)

[evilhorse]

Nacelleverse #0

[redhouselovers]

i will never get over the fucking great garloo bro like,,, who the FUCK is the great garloo....why WHY WOULD U ORDER 3, 36 PACK CASES OF THE GREAT GARLOO LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THE GREAT GARLOO-

[bowlerhattom]

The Great Garloo