#the larvae

[kedreeva]

I sneezed last night, like actually sneezed. I usually try to hide it when it's happening because otherwise-

-the peanut gallery will have opinions

[exitwound]

Duochrome

[aw-colorcat]

My mom showed me an in-progress picture of an amigurumi Phoenix she’s making. We call it The Larvae

[kedreeva]

someone found a dollar this morning

[kedreeva]

I need you all to know that the birds are spoiled (I know you know but you don't KNOW). I need you to know that I have little glass "bowl" leftover from some fancy bitch(tm) pudding I got a few years ago, and every night the birds jump up to their roost for bed, and I fill the bowl with Very cold water, and I hold my phone's flashlight up to the bowl, and they all clamor to drink from the Super Special Glowing Water Bowl. They HAVE water, they could drink water before going to bed. But they don't. And I can't use other bowls, they might or might not drink from them, and it's usually not. They want their magical little bedtime drinkies from this specific bowl.

Unfortunately this is the best video I could get for you, using a flashlight instead of my phone, but I hope we can bring a little whimsy to your dashboard tonight.

[video description: three peafowl sit on a shelf in the dark, lit from below by a flashlight against a small, clear, glass water dish. They drink eagerly from it together several times. /description]

(Bug and the Larvae would also like to remind you to go get some water and drink it from your most special glass with them, because you deserve fancy little bedtime drinkies, too)

[kedreeva]

What is it??

OH!!

A baby!!

[kedreeva]

So, I have a farm page on FB, and FB REALLY REALLY wants me to advertise with them (no thanks) so they send me alerts when my posts are 'doing better than X% of your other posts!' (it got FIVE likes instead of TWO likes!) and tries to get me to advertise. I clicked through today out of curiosity for which post they meant, and this is the AI text generated to replace the text I added originally (you know, to get more clicks I guess):

And I. I am baffled. I thought what on earth would have caused FB to generate such weird as fuck "advertising" slop... so I looked down at the photo I had come to look at and:

assigned crush at advertising

I VERY much assure you that I never feel ignored by him. Actually, I could use a little less attention. he is, in fact, always in my business.

[kedreeva]

These peachicks hatched Saturday night. It's Tuesday morning, and they've been doing wing stretchies and exercising all morning in preparation for being the world's fluffiest menaces.