heres some wordgirl villains ranked by how good i think they would taste
mr big: grape is the best candy flavor i dont care i will die on this hill
chuck and brent: since they're Sandwich Guys and technically the only actually edible wordgirl villains they're kinda automatically put into the highest tier no matter what
seymour orlando smooth: his hair kinda reminds me of ice cream and i like ice cream
the learnerer: banana is the second best candy flavor i dont care i will die on this hill
miss question: i think she would taste like those mystery flavored airheads that are kinda their own thing seperate from the other flavors
the butcher: the only reason hes not higher is because i dont know if the different Meats from his Meat Dimension (yes there is a meat dimension. dont worry about it) would conflict or not
rhyme + reason: they have a strong pb+j motif and yes you have to eat them together dont be cruel
leslie: i think she would taste like a completely normal apple. nothing too special but nice when you want something calm
invisibill: chocolate? idk. i think he'd be very sweet ^^
glen: cake mix. that is all
granny may: werther originals. that is all
amazing rope guy: sweetart ropes
kid potato: i think just straight up potatos would be very bland and also i dont really like potatos (i think its the texture)
miss power: so minty it almost hurts
maria: i think she would have a strong orange flavor but i also feel like she'd be at least a little sour because she's made of electricity
dr two brains: i dont really like cheese and while i've never eaten a mouse i dont think they would taste very good
the whammer: i dont know what he tastes like and every time i try to think of something i am filled with Dread
captain tangent: seawater yucky
squeaky: again i dont think a mouse would taste good
steve mclean: cleaning supplies yucky
lady redundant woman: ink yucky
