#the local cryptid

[the-localcryptid]

God has favourites and I sure ain't one of them.

[marabelline]

Me, sneaking out of my room to eat leftover frosting at 4 AM:

[clovisbraysecretary]

Great selfie because 1. This is my hair after a full day of work. Peak hair right there. 2. It's with my beautiful triumph's shirt

[nb-fish]

What helps you wind down after a long day?

there is no “winding down”. there is only the knowledge of the eternal, chaotic void

[the-localcryptid]

Heading to the AA meeting (abominations anonymous) who's coming?

[the-localcryptid]

I'm feeling sad today so

*screams into the void*

[the-localcryptid]

My mortal vessel is anguished by the sheer fact it exists. Life is a prison.

[nb-fish]

Butt y/n

This is extremely vague