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^^^the agents from the matrix. can you guess which is which
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^^^the agents from the matrix. can you guess which is which
secret santa gift for @tindoubloon
they built this city
It's giving:
MR. ANDERSON!
(First gif by @hanomalia btw)
I feel like I might once again be onto something, especially because me and @daria-a-random-artist-81 both think that Jones definitely carries himself with a lot of himbo energy. And although Neo does have some himbo energy too, is there any better position for him on this chart than the actual one he's hereby placed in? Is there really? 🥹❤️
The blank template for this chart can be found here.~
Smith: pathetic human emotions
Neo: dude you literally have hate in your heart towards me and humanity that's literally part of what makes humans thrive
Smith: wait... WHAT!?
Oracle: it's true *takes drag off cigarette* some humans are powered by spite to get through the day
Smith: NOBODY ASKED YOU MOM!
i <3 the agents and their stupid fucking "wanker" pistols
A very happy Hug an Agent Day to one and all! 😎
I'm an affectionate and cuddly person IRL, so this is my kind of day. I can imagine myself making my way between the six, giving each of them a hug one by one, and I think Brown would object to it comparatively the least, as I see him as being the most awkward one who'd stand there saying things like an unsure "There, there." while I'm giving him his hug.
I can picture Smith, on the other hand - who I'd save for last - having a look of pure rage show up on his face when it's his turn, complete with doing a repetition of his little "No." And then when I go over and give him his hug, his nostrils are flaring and his hands are flexing like he's trying to resist strangling me on the spot lmaooo.
Imagine the Matrix Agents (including Smith himself, with it becoming a trait that he and all of his clones retain as an Exile Virus) having a thing built into them, thanks to a programming glitch, that makes them wiggle their arses like a cat before they chase after or attack someone. So for instance, in the first film Brown does a little wiggle immediately before he begins chasing Trinity in the opening scene, and in Reloaded, Johnson does the same preparatory wiggle wiggle right before he and Morpheus begin their fight on top of the truck on the highway.