#agent johnson

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SYBAU KEVIN AOS IS CANON

[holybagelsstuff]

The Rizztrix

[thegurlwhoisntthere]

Has anyone ever written or read a fic where Coulson just? Made himself Skye’s SO? Like, we know with Akiela Amidor that he’s trained agents before, so why not Skye?

The real answer is that he genuinely did not have the time for that and was going through his own side plot of side effects from literally dying, but seriously, let’s think about it.

Imagine a world where Daisy/Skye was trained by Coulson from the beginning. Or hell, I would take a fic where May trained her from the beginning! What would that change in the story??? I feel like at the very least, if May or Coulson had trained her in season 1 rather than Ward, Ian Quinn would’ve had to try a lot harder to shoot her.

[hjbirthdaywishes]

April 18, 2026

Happy 34 Birthday to Chloe Bennet (Chloé Wang).

[hamletsleftball]

real talk do matrix agents have penises

[ex1ra-1erres1ial]

*Skye and May, watching Ward from a distance*

Skye: that's the guy I have a crush on

Skye: thoughts?

May:

May: and prayers, girl

[bluesakura007]

A very happy Hug an Agent Day to one and all! 😎

I'm an affectionate and cuddly person IRL, so this is my kind of day. I can imagine myself making my way between the six, giving each of them a hug one by one, and I think Brown would object to it comparatively the least, as I see him as being the most awkward one who'd stand there saying things like an unsure "There, there." while I'm giving him his hug.

I can picture Smith, on the other hand - who I'd save for last - having a look of pure rage show up on his face when it's his turn, complete with doing a repetition of his little "No." And then when I go over and give him his hug, his nostrils are flaring and his hands are flexing like he's trying to resist strangling me on the spot lmaooo.

[daria-a-random-artist-81]

What's your opinion on Upgraded Agents?

Interesting question!!🙌🎀💞

You know, I'm very sincere when I say this, but the upgraded agents didn't get to me as characters, the poor guys🤲 I think it was on purpose to make them even less 'human' than the original agents, even less diverse and much more focused on acting like the killing machines they were supposed to be. Which yeah, made sense after Smith was defeated as an agent, and instantly, that made Brown and Jones seem even more inferior and flawed than him.

A thing I always liked to believe in is that the codes for Brown and Jones were somehow recycled to create the new agents. A sign of a possible continuity would be, in my opinion, Agent Johnson. Because first of all, hmm, his name doesn't remind us of someone else's? Fun fact at first, I even tended to believe that Agent Jones was, in fact, named Johnson, and that it was the same guy in the 2nd movie, too. And the second one after Smith, Jones was the most combat oriented agent, just like Johnson is seen to be. They lowkey look similar, too!

I am sad about the fact that the upgraded agents didn't have the connections and interactions the og ones had, which let's be real, even those were a few 🤲🤲 But yeah, the theory that perhaps the older agents have been recycled and remade into the upgraded ones is a theory I like to stick with🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️