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God has answered questions!

AND NOW THE ANSWERS TO ASK GOD:

1. HUMAN: When are you going to rapture all the religious people so we can have peace on Earth?

GOD: I decided to abandon the whole rapture thing a few years back. I don’t think it’s fair, ya know? I mean, a lot of people have never even heard of Me.

2. HUMAN: How come Atheistzilla didn't attack Tokyo but Godzilla did?

GOD: Because Godzilla is a bigoted born-again Reptilianist asshole, that’s why. Atheistzilla has never left his secret lair deep within the Earth’s crust. He’s too busy eating Twinkies and writing his wordpress science blog to attack anyone.

3. HUMAN: Why do we have to put our hands together to pray? Is it for better reception?

GOD: Yes, that’s correct. Much like the antennas on ancient television sets, your hands must be clasped in the perfect formation for there to be any chance I hear it. You also should concentrate really hard and clench your forehead till it feels like you might pass out. Finally, make sure to phrase everything perfectly. If I catch even a hint of insolence I stop listening immediately.

4. HUMAN: Why do humans have so many health problems. If we were made in the image of YOU, are you manic depressive and have Irritable Bowel Syndrome as well?

GOD: Yes, I am everything at once. This means the LORD is omnisickly as well as all-insane. If you catch Me at an odd moment I might just crap in My Hand, throw shit at your face and then hump your leg. I’m a lot of fun at parties.

5. HUMAN: Am I really going to Hell for not liking those "Like" if you love God posts and stuff?

GOD: Hell no. Those posts are manipulative spam. At this point, I dislike it MORE if someone actually likes those posts. I take it as a sign of great stupidity. That said, if I actually post something like that and you see it, you better fucking like it, just to be safe.

6. HUMAN: You're awesome now, but why were you such a douche in the Bible?

GOD: Thanks, mortal. As I’ve said many times, the Bible was written by a bunch of humans. Some of those humans were huge scumbags and made Me look like a total douche. That doesn’t mean any of it was true. I mean, sure, I once drowned the whole world ‘cause I got pissed off. And perhaps I destroyed a few cities and sent some plagues and stuff. But I was a much younger deity then. I’m matured a lot since then…I’ve really grown as a God. I realize now that you win more human souls with donuts than you do with fireballs.

7. HUMAN: Why can't we have nice things?

GOD: You can’t have nice things because people are taught that thinking is bad. Like learning to play the guitar, many children experiment with the act of thinking but give up when it gets to be too difficult. Later on in life they can’t stop their minds from thinking but they still can’t figure anything out, so they numb their brains with drugs and alcohol to get those pesky thoughts to shut the fuck up. Unfortunately, these people still have strong opinions, vote and sometimes even lead the free world. And THAT is why we can’t have nice things.

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Dallas Buyers Club

So I just got done watching Dallas Buyers Club. I give it about a 6/10. Not the best movie but I did like parts. They didn't really get the history of the Dallas Buyers Club or Ron Woodroof exactly right but what Hollywood screenplay is really accurate at times. In fact from biography.com (http://www.biography.com/people/ron-woodroof-21329541?page=1) here is a clip on the actual Dallas Buyers Club:

Dallas Buyers Club

Once he found the drugs he thought would work—antivirals available in other countries but not in the United States, dextran sulfate and Procaine PVP, among them—Woodroof began acquiring them from around the world. Other AIDS patients soon came looking for Woodroof's medications, and with the help of his doctor and a fellow patient, Woodroof created what would become known as the Dallas Buyers Club in March 1988.

Through the Buyers Club, Woodroof operated a large distribution center for experimental AIDS treatments out of his Oak Lawn, Texas, apartment, selling thousands of dollars worth of medication. His club resulted in a huge network of buyers and sellers, all of whom attempted to fly under the FDA radar. The group imported AIDS treatments from other countries or smuggled in experimental American drugs that had been shipped to other countries but were not approved in the United States.

Felt ignored by the medical establishment, Woodroof at one point told a journalist, "I am my own physician," and he "prescribed" himself three different experimental treatments (of the 60 available through the network) aimed at combating AIDS and extending his life.

At first, the FDA looked the other way, but as the network grew, dangers of some of the treatments became worrisome and accusations of profiteering surfaced, and federal officials began to take a look into the club. (Woodroof always claimed that he was not running the club for profit.) Here's some info on the actual history of Dallas Buyers Club: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/02/real-dallas-buyers-club-matthew-mcconaughey-character http://www.dallasnews.com/entertainment/movies/headlines/20131101-the-real-story-behind-the-dallas-buyers-club-movie.ece http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/11/01/dallas_buyers_club_true_story_fact_and_fiction_in_the_matthew_mcconaughey.html The Moogle

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I've been singing this song all day long when I haven't been singing Christian Kane's Oklahoma Spirit.

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Okay wow first post sweet! Okay some fun facts!

I love photography! I call it Sammi Snaps. No I don't have a tumblr or Facebook page or Twitter for it yet. 

I love animals! When I start sharing photos you'll see TONS of my dogs and horses and other fun junk (note: if I catch you claiming my work is yours, I will come after you).

I am a nerd! Video games, technology, comics, the works!

I love music! Lately, I've been listening to a ton of Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks.

I love books! I love reading. Great idea for a blog post, book reviews by yours truly.

I love movies! Horror, adventure, just about anything but romantic comedies (not overly keen on them).

I like to cook! Right now I don't have the space but when I move, I'll be able to do more.

Walking Dead! Yeah I've been into zombies for pretty much my entire life (I even have a zombie apocalypse plan laid out).

I love to learn! I love learning history, anthropology, languages, you name it. 

I like poetry! I may post some of my stuff on here (note: it is copyrighted by me and don't dare steal it, I'm cool with sharing but if I see anything that you claim is yours but really is mine,you're gonna have a hard time!).

I think that's about all for now! I'll be posting some fun stuff soon!

The Moogle <3

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Meet "The Moogle" in the latest Final Fantasy XIII-2 trailer. Don't forget, Final Fantasy XIII-2 will be available January 31st for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.