#the profane

[askblogironclad]

I…found…a…creature.

I…have…adopted…them.

(Thank you @asketchydomesticatedgremlin for drawing my lil oc. They are perfect.)

[askblogtheprofane]

As a tradition, I must ask. Your thoughts on the other Slayers?

O-oh! The others? W-well...

Papa is the one I met first. He's so n-nice to me, always making s-sure to protect me...but I can see the threads hanging from him. Something has him under its s-spell.

Miss Silent is also n-nice. She doesn't talk much, but she's good at s-sign language! G-granted I'm n-not the best at seeing that sign language, b-but I can always get the basics.

Mr. Regent is...annoying. He t-talks a lot.

Miss Necrobinder is...okay. She's n-not mean, but she's a bit...one track minded. Too focused on "Revenge". Osty is f-friendly!

Mx. Defect is fun! I only met it recently, but it's really nice! I'm also one of the f-few people who understand it. C-comes with being a S-Scrollbearer.

T-there's also her, but she said not to mention her to the others.

I-I can also do the o-other newer slayers if anyone wants.

[timelockedchosen]

[theprofanests2]

Small, slow footsteps approach. As they get closer, they slow down even more, like their owner is being cautious.

“Ah! Minions, Halt!”

A loud BANG emits from the throne dropping to the ground.

“Be VERY QUIET, minions, it is always a toss-up if the small child is asleep!”

- @the-true-heir-of-stars

The Wyrdkit glares at Regent. Profane is deep alseep.

"Silence."

[da-inkwell]

Inkwell, I have found something of interest. ( Profane told me that there are a lot of *fun* questions )

*He shows you a huge deck of cards. Each card has a trivia question written on it. Also, Servant is carrying a book which seems to have all the answers to every question from this deck*

How about we play a little game and see who can give the most amount of right answers?

// Main question is: how well would Inkwell do at trivia

@ask-the-servant

Sure, les give it a shot! Is da kid gonna join in on dis or will it just be us serv?

sooooo..... Do I take a card n' answer it or do you ask me one o dose questions?

[yoursghouly]

hot take: valak is mother

nun of you can convince me otherwise

[jkateel]

me, randomly: hey, what were the profrane from Dragon Age 2 about?

me, reading codex entry:

We who are forgotten, remember,

We clawed at rock until our fingers bled,

We cried out for justice, but were unheard.

Our children wept in hunger,

And so we feasted upon the gods.

Here we wait, in aeons of silence.

We few, we profane.

—Found scrawled on a wall in the lost Revann Thaig by explorer Faruma Helmi, 5:10 Exalted. Unknown author.

Me: wtf

Also the Wiki says the following:

“Dwarven legends tell of dwarves so corrupt that even the Stone rejects them. Doomed to wander the Deep Roads in an undying half-life, these creatures are known as rock wraiths, and they are creatures of hunger, wrath and little more.”

Were their Dwarves who ate Titans after they were sundered?

[darjeelingmoonlight]

Earthnight by Satyajit Sarna