PBPS Crushes #2
Dearest Jonathan Roberts,
When I see you walk through Mather courtyard in those booty shorts, my heart skips a beat. I love you more than Elizabeth Warren loves economic equality. I always look for you at dinner in Dudley, but somehow, you’re never there. Your ratchetry inspires me. I just have one question: will you teach me how to dougie?
Love,
The main bae







