synopsis . “ why don’t we move on to an empty space? i’ll bet you twenty bucks i’ll put a smile on your face; i know a place where we can dance the night away, baby we can try to make the world spin slower, we could take our time and get to know each other over cherry wine.. ”
contents/warnings . sfw , fluff , outlast , modern au , swearing , tried to be as in character , trager’s tendencies (mention of non-con) , crack/comedic elements (a lot) ,
pairing/s . (SEPARATE) chris walker , richard trager , eddie gluskin , frank manera , miles upshur , jeremy blaire , waylon park , father martin , leland coyle , phyllis futterman/mother gooseberry , franco barbi x gn ! reader
a/n . no outlast 2 because i haven’t played it yet also it’s my birthday! (is it funny that my bday is on 06/07? no? ok..)
chris walker
he would like to get to know you over cherry wine, but he prefers orange juice. sorry guys. chris isn’t very fond of overly fancy things. orange juice with a side of spaghetti and his pig plushie is coming too? peak date. 10/10. he might marry you on the spot.
no, he probably will not wear a suit and tie. i could see him wearing a polo shirt, just to at the very least dress up for the occasion. you can show up in fancy clothes but chris is fine with his polo shirt. you can’t love him for his choice of clothing, not really.
“mhm.. mhm.. oh, i was a soldier before. yeah, i’m pretty strong..”
please raise his ego. he needs it. we need it.
cocky chris when
oh right! dancing. what’s that? chris is horrible at dancing; he has two left feet. it’s one of the things his colleagues poked fun at him for. he will try his best, though. and he will do well enough that he doesn’t slip and fall on the floor.
chris’ type would be someone comforting. not necessarily someone who coos to him, but that’s a big bonus. a comforting aura is enough to make chris lock in during a date. if you don’t intimidate him, he’d happily come home with you!
richard trager
100% will get to know you over wine! be careful though. it may taste sour. and you may black out after a few minutes. but that’s not trager’s fault — no, no! it must be an error on the restaurant!
yes. trager will dress for the occasion. he wants to impress you, a lot. suit and tie; maybe leave the first two buttons unbuttoned? anything to get your attention!
“did you know i’m a doctor? and i’m pretty damn good at it.”
can dance decently, he’s one of those people that just move randomly with their partner. go with the flow type shit. he might have practiced for it earlier but it’s still mid.
is it insane to say that trager is a whore doesn’t have a type
eddie gluskin
we already know what i’m gonna say.
he would absolutely love to get to know you over wine! however, he’s the type of guy to serenade you instead of taking you out. his mother said he has a great singing voice. eddie is fine with anything as long as it gets him closer to putting a ring on that finger.
i know i said earlier that chris might marry you on the spot if you have a good date, but eddie is taking that with somewhere between a 75% ~ 29% rate of success.
yes. he will dress perfectly. he calls it 007, 0 stains, 0 holes and 7 stitched fabric on the vest. what? he doesn’t have anything else. he wishes he does. (im sorry for that 007 joke i will go to the shame corner)
“i’m.. looking for a wife to spend the rest of my living days with. i value trust and.. honesty, over those vulgar displays..”
sure bro
he can dance pretty good. he probably practiced from that rotating figure of two people dancing contraption that i don’t know the name of.
he already says his type in-game; an obedient wife who loves him and only him. the traditional wife, who is loyal to him and accepts everything he has to offer. a gift to be unwrapped, and savored.
frank manera
if that wine ain’t blood, frank is not your blud.
moment of silence because i’m keeping that in
if that wine isn’t blood, frank is coming back home. he came to that date for two things. you, and food. it’s a 50/50, maybe a 49/51. and his food is human. you’d have to meet up in some niche ass restaurant to actually get him to eat.
in terms of clothing.. considering how we see him in whistleblower, i’m tempted to say it. but, he will wear something that is enough for the occasion. average, like chris, but he cares less about it ngl
it might seem crazy but frank is an eater no matter the gender! im sorry.
question: does frank make sexual eating jokes? probably does. he thinks it’ll charm you. it probably will if you’re still reading this.
no dancing. unless more food????? feedmefeedmefeedme
idk why i made frank a gluttonous beast here (cause he is)
miles upshur
he would absolutely get to know you over cherry wine! getting charmed by miles is fairly easy, he has the looks and the humor for it. yeah and he’s an aspiring journalist, too. what more can you ask for?
he prefers trager juice tho
oh, what’s he gonna wear? leather jacket + jeans. no more no less.
if he really likes you, he’d yap. like actually yap. he usually writes his thoughts down, but when faced with someone he can talk to, all those thoughts rain down.
claims he hates doctors
“mhm. the best investigative journalist out there.”
miles is surprisingly good at dancing. is being a journalist giving him random passives?
oh, and.. is he missing two fingers?
“i can bet the rest of my fingers you’re coming home with me tonight.”
miles upshur the man you are ❤️
jeremy blaire
being a dog for murkoff can get a little lonely.. maybe, just maybe he’d want to get to know you over cherry wine; probably reserve an expensive restaurant, all fancy and stuff just for you. maybe roses on the table?
i could see blaire being a tsundere, he just gives off that vibe
yes, jeremy will dress up for you. he will look perfect. his suit will be graced with not even the tiniest speck of dust, to the point you could probably see those cartoonish sparkles on it.
hes a fucking tsundere i can see it it’s right there in my head
as he said; no one can know, he would never tell you about his job because it’s obviously gonna make you mad and you’ll leave. then he’ll be lonely beating the shit out of his software employees again :(( sorry waylon
question: would he play golf with you? does he laugh loud and heartily like a corrupt rich guy would? yes.
no, he will not introduce you to trager.
can he dance? eeehhhh. sure. he can dance, just a teensy bit. mostly won’t know what he’s doing but his confidence is enough to intimidate even you!
i don’t see blaire having a preference; perhaps someone richer than he is? all he thinks about is that bag but the REAL question is does it get a little lonely and he actually wants a peaceful quiet life with a family of 3-100?
waylon park
i can actually see waylon as canonically enjoying a date with cherry wine. he’s the most normal out of everyone here (he’s alive and hiding from evil corporation) so i guess it’s normal.
ofcourse, he’d dress up for the occasion. he nice with it yk
how do i write for a mf who already has a wife inlore
waylon is also surprisingly average at dancing, he’s keeping up with you on the dance floor and he’s having a lot of fun.
100% a romantic don’t talk to me (wait please dont go)
he is already planning to have 2 kids in the future and he is definitely not planning to get traumatized by a big dude trying to marry him when he already has you
will tell you how much he HATES his job even though he’s a software employee for a big company called murkoff
“why?”
“it’s kinda complicated..”
most normal dude on this entire post it’s kinda alarming
"father" martin archimbaud
this is a character i was surprisingly excited to write about
very classy! he’d love to get to know you over cherry wine. (he won’t drink anything that’ll fuck him up, i see him as someone who refuses to get drunk.) so, just like chris, he’d have alternatives like water or coke.
will dress up for you :)) he might not look like it, but he’d use anything at his disposal to make himself presentable to you! he wouldn’t want to lose a potential partner now, would he?
dancing.. he would love to! martin is mostly clueless about whatever he’s trying to dance, but he is trying! he’s a natural, though and probably surprised you the first time you invited him to dance :)
seeing someone willing to be with him and even taking the time to talk and get along with him makes it easier to forget all about the callings of something beyond him; since martin often entertains the delusion in his mind that something akin to a God is coming. but you make it better.
martin would love to fingerpaint with you, maybe a small flower with his fingerprints as the red petals while the yellow center is in the shape of your thumb. he loves it. he will fall inlove on the spot if you do this; please do this.
he 100% thinks you’re a reward of his endless devotion to the Lord.
“you.. you are a gift from the heavens; a reward from.. God. oh, thank God...”
it’s easier to forget about his obsession with God when an angel is in front of him <3 (peak)
leland coyle
beer and pistachios and law propaganda and the promise of a warm place he’ll be trapped in to keep him safe and he’s absolutely coming to that date. oh, and did i say cigars? yeah, that too.
i could honestly see coyle coming to the date in his uniform. like, police uniform. to show authority, to scare ya a little!
he’s the biggest showoff ever. his badge will blind you from how many times he’s letting it shine. like deadass he loves being a cop.
coyle prefers to have a date in the middle of a thunderstorm. maybe in a restaurant where he can see the harsh strikes of lightning outside?
“can never go wrong wit a little lightnin’. finger o’ God, so they say.”
can dance! surprisingly. his whole thing is being charming and a very talk-his-way-out-of-shit guy so he can obviously dance. i mean, he’s had 3 wives.
he might also prefer someone like a traditional wife, obedient and pretty to look at, just like eddie. someone he can come home to after a long day of work to beat love. or.. maybe he wants to be the wife??? (this is the part where i shamelessly plug my malewife coyle fic)
mother gooseberry
mention drugs and she’s right there with you on the table.
on a serious note, she’s a bit insecure about eating, especially when her hand puppet is currently telling her that she’s a cow who deserves nobody.
“you great slatternly slut!” blah blah blah talking goose
she would love to get to know you over cherry wine, though. unless it has some sort of negative effect on teeth that i don’t know about because i didn’t research anything. mother gooseberry would be a sweetheart, though!
yes, she will dress for you. a nice gown she just bought a few days ago because she wants to impress you somehow.
doctor futterman does not approve of this date but you are quick to politely shut him down. mother gooseberry is watching and you better not punch that puppet.
she is very insecure, as mentioned, and being face to face with someone who actually wants to get to know her after seeing her appearance is making her feel a bit better.
“phillys, your date’s ugly!” “daddy, don’t be like that!”
im gonna uppercut that little shit. you understand franco now
unfortunately does not know how to dance. she knows how to entertain kids but not a waltz.
anyone is fine, as long as they aren’t easily ticked off or one to not yell at her. she already has a hand puppet like that.
franco barbi
yes, he would get to know you over cherry wine. woah, woah, wait... where’s that foul smell coming from?
“it’s my signature! wolf’s milk.”
brother eugh
you have to endure that stench for the rest of the date by the way; it’s not exactly desirable but it’s tolerable (right?)
he will wear his usual dapper attire; franco is very comfortable with his clothes that he wears everyday.
franco is also very insecure and likes to say random things to (what he believes will) impress you. it’s his first time actually being on a date, and not just hooking up with a whore he paid to enjoy him.
it does kind of caress at his brain when he thinks about someone he doesn’t have to pay to dominate him.
stepmother tendencies aside, franco would obviously prefer someone who would humiliate him. or, to describe it in this era, goth girls he can call mommy to step on him and spit on his face.
he would love 2026
i think franco would either be average at dancing; like he’s keeping up a little or really fucking bad at it. i’m leaning towards the latter.
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I’m a sharing chris walker yumeshipper and I wouldn’t mind meeting ppl that are also yumeshipping! Altho it takes a while for me to open up and get close with others.
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