#the rep

[mikaikaika]

THEE GROUP PICTURE <3333

Bonus :

and :

[wassupmygays]

do you ever think about Kaos (2024) and remember that the entirety of the underworld was beautifully shot in black & white and we'll never see any more of it bc they fucking cancelled jt??

yea me neither

[dandorime]

On a mission deep inside a secret Zoraxis facility...

Reginald: Anything suspicious yet, agent?

Phoenix: Not a damn thing. All these machines are in excellent condition, and there's OSHA-compliant signage and safeguards everywhere... Are you sure this is even a Zoraxis factory?

Suddenly the lights turn on, and a voice booms over the PA system...

???: Good evening, comrade Phoenix.

Phoenix: (◎_◎;) OH SHI-

Reginald: Strange, I don't recognize that voice... This could be a new Zoraxis operative. Be careful, agent! (｡ŏ_ŏ)

Phoenix: Alright, you caught me. Now show yourself! (૭｡•̀ n•́｡ )૭

???: But of course. Since we're not on company time...

With the flourish of a large picket sign, a woman in overalls and a teamsters t-shirt steps out of the shadows onto the catwalk overhead.

???: A pleasure to have you on site, Agent Phoenix.

Phoenix: Who are you?! ಠ_ಠ

???: I am... The Rep.

Phoenix: ...what?!

The Rep: ...The Rep. Union representative. Zoraxis Workers United #73.

Phoenix: ...huh... (°-°?)

The Rep: You need to wear a hard hat at all times on the factory floor, even when the machinery is powered down. It's a contractual obligation. 🫱⛑️

Phoenix: Oh. Uh... Thanks. ⛑️

The Rep: And don't forget to clock your overtime on the puncher in the locker room when you leave.

Phoenix: (•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )Um... Listen. You realize I'm an EOD agent, right? That I don't actually work here...?

The Rep leans in close, placing a hand on Phoenix's shoulder as she does so.

The Rep: And you realize that your shenanigans produce a living wage for close to 10,000 unionized welders, electricians, plumbers, carpenters, stonemasons, miners, and mechanics under Zoraxis Industries, right? (σ-`д･´)

Phoenix: ...oh.（・□・；）

The Rep: *pat pat* Keep it up. ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )

[thehumming6ird]

I would like to direct your eyes specifically to this glorious nonsense:

[tomhiddleslove]

Tom Hiddleston as the surprise guest star of 'The Play What I Wrote' performed at The Birmingham Repertory Theatre, in Birmingham, on December 03, 2021.

[brian-in-finance]

The Rep

The Rep

Cast: Much Ado About Nothing, The Renaissance Theatre Company, 1988

Sir Kenneth Branagh as Benedick, Samantha Bond as Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing, directed by Dame Judi Dench, 1988

Sir Kenneth Branagh as Touchstone, Dearbhla Molloy as Audrey in As You Like It, directed by Geraldine McEwan, 1988

Photo Stage

Sir Kenneth Branagh as Hamlet, Sophia Thompson as Ophelia in Hamlet, directed by Sir Derek Jacobi, 1988

Photo Stage

Remember… the elasticity of Shakespeare is extraordinary. — Sir Kenneth Branagh

[jasvvy]