Consider this: John and Arthur being real drunk and real hungry, but too drunk to open a can of beans. So Arthur sets the can of beans on a rock and John shoots it, so then Arthur sucks said baked beans out of the bean can hole, but you know John would be like “Give me a turn!” in that raspy voice of his because he’s hungry but Arthur just puts his entire hand over John’s face to keep him away so he can get them good beans.












