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i like adding homestuck characters into pictures that sound like stuff theyd say

#homestuck #tw.....redddeadbread...? this is a new field to me sorry #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #the strilondes #is that a ship thing?#i hope not #ive heard it used in non shipping context? i think?#im just gonna go for it

Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 3 Group 12

Propaganda and further images under the cut

The Strilondes (Homestuck) vs Undertale Cast (Undertale)

Strilondes

Undertale Cast

Voting ended onAug 29, 2023

Strilondes: Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde

Undertale Cast: Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, Asgore, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton, Napstablook

Round One

Clear Sky's family (Warrior Cats) VS the Strider-Lalondes (Homestuck)

Clear Sky's family

Members: Gray Wing, Clear Sky, Jagged Peak, Thunder

Propaganda:

"Basically Gray Wing and Clear Sky are the older brothers to Jagged Peak. Jagged Peak stays with Clear Sky, but after permanently injuring his leg, he's quickly banished from his brother's group for being too weak to protect himself. After being abandoned and hurt by his brother Clear Sky, and then being coddled by his other brother Gray Wing and not being able to be himself, Jagged Peak's become very bitter towards everyone. Clear Sky falls in love with another cat named Storm. Storm becomes pregnant with his kits but is quickly kicked out of the group disagreeing with Clear Sky's reckless actions. Only one kitten survives, who Gray Wing rescues and named Thunder. Gray Wing raises Thunder as his own son, but Thunder wants to seek approval in his biological father, Clear Sky. Jagged Peak is the one most heavily affected by the whole story, due to the mistreatment regarding his disability. He wanted to be treated like any other cat in spite of it, but was treated as being useless by Clear Sky, or was given too much unwanted attention and lack of autonomy by Gray Wing. Clear Sky nearly kills Gray Wing at some point too, before Gray Wing says one of the most famous quotes in all of Warrior Cats, "Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won." Either way, funny little kitty cats, adoption erasure, and ableism all in one neat package." Note: edited for length, full submission here

The Strider-Lalondes

Members: Dave, Dirk, Hal, Rose, Roxy

Propaganda:

"theyre from homestuck isnt that bad enough??? dirk and dave are simultaneously each other's older brother due to time travel/different timelines/other confusing and fucked up stuff, just like rose and roxy are each others mom... also rose and dave are genetic siblings made from goo that copied their dimension's dirk and roxy. if this is confusing for you as a reader imagine what its like for THEM!!! also hal. hal was previously dirk's auto-responder based on 13-years-old dirk's brain, but through the story he reclaims his independence as being his own person,, or being,, or whatever,,, he may seem simpler than the rest but trust me he is as fucked up in the head as everyone else. anyways strilondes sweep"

Who is more dysfunctional?

Clear Sky's family

The Strider-Lalonde

Voting ended onAug 2, 2023

#polls #clear sky's family #strider-lalondes #the strilondes #warrior cats #homestuck #round one

The Strilodes here to fuck shit up and steal your man + women cuz of how bisexual they are

#homestuck #homestuck2 #lilhalbro #fanart #hiveswap #dave strider #rose lalonde #The Strilondes #Derse dreamers #hivestuck #The Striders #The Lalondes

hey so, you know, i know i’ve been promising a ballet au for johndave and i promise i have like 18 pages already written for it but it’s very hard not to get sidetracked in this day and age (and also with ADD included) but i did manage to write a little something in-universe that i think maybe you guys will like based on @coolbrewed‘s snooze away, bro that is also, conveniently (and bcs i have no imagination), the title of this little snippet:

snooze away, bro by ivettexwrites

Them’s the breaks, Roxy would say. Your cat falls asleep on you? Too bad, you’re there until they decide they’ve had enough or you perish. Whatever comes first.

Dirk reflects on his life as the older brother of three disaster kids while kid #3 snoozes away on his back.

Read it on AO3