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Day twelve: Favourite Ancestor
...The Surferer.
Okay I think if The Dolorosa was such a great mom why wouldn't she have taught him to surf during daytime as well? Why??
NOT ALL SEA DWELLERS ARE RAD DUDES...
(sorry about the Crtl+V on the first panel; i had drawn it but for some reason gimp decided to spaz and not save it, and I'm kinda exhausted today :<)
The Surferer Meets The Grand Highblood
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: WOAH HOH HOH, WHATS UP DUDE?
▼: is that you, mutant
▲: DUALSCAR? IS THAT YOU?
▼: WHAT A REPULSIVE SURPRISE
▼: no, you fool
▲: CONDECENSE?
▼: IT'S THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD, MIRTHFUL RULER OF THE SUBBJUGGLATORS
▲: ... SO THIS IS MINDFANG?
▼: don't push me, grub. I WON'T HESITATE TO BEAT YOU DOWN TO SIZE.
▲: HAH, I'M JUST JOSHIN WITH YA DUDE
▲: AWW, DOES SOMEONE NEED ANOTHER SHOOSH PAP SESSION? C'MON BRO, BRING IT IN FOR A BRO HUG BUMP!
▼: get the fuck away from me you disgusting scum
▲: DON'T BE AFRAID OF YOUR FEELINGS DUDE
▲: I'M DOIN IT, HERE COMES THE HUG
▼: YOU BRING THOSE FILTHY HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR ME and i will BITE THEM OFF
▼: my feelings are DEAD
▼: stop that this instant, DON'T YOU DARE
▲: WOULD IT HELP IF I MADE THE NOISE? YOU REMEMBER THE NOISE, C'MON DUDE
▲: HONK
▲: HONK HONK
▲: ITS HAPPENING, HERES THE HUG
▲: *HUG* HOOOOOOOOOOONK!
▼: no NO no NO no
▼: STOP IT
▼: i will END YOU, MUTANT
▼: i will PAINT THE WALLS WITH THE SLUDGE YOU CALL BLOOD
▲: SHOOOOOOOOOSH
▲: *PAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAP* SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
▼: stop demeaning the holy word AND GET OFF ME
▲: HONK HONK SHOOSH, BRO, HONK HONK SHOOSH
▼: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
▲: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH *PAP*
▼: get
▼: THE FUCK
▼: off
▼: MY FACE
▼: you're MESSING UP MY PAINT
▲: NAH DUDE, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL MESSED UP ANYWAYS, LEMMIE FIX THAT
▲: JEEZ BRO, ITS LIKE YOU PUT THIS STUFF ON IN THE DARK *PAP*
▼: you shut your insolent little mouth
▲: THERE, I FIXED IT, IT WAS ALL SMUDGY LOOKING
▼: IT WAS IMMACULATE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG
▲: WELL NOW ITS RE-MACULATE, DUDE
▼: stop calling me dude you vulgar mutation
▼: YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS NONE OTHER THAN MY TITLE
▲: YOU KNOW
▲: WE'RE STILL HUGGING
▲: AND LAST I CHECKED, MY HEAD WAS 100% LESS CAVED IN THAN YOU PROMISED
▼: ....
▲: Y'KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
▲: THATS PROGRESS
▼: yeah, SO?
▼: if you keep blabbering about it I'LL JUST PUSH YOU AWAY
▼: it's only a hug
▼: NOT LIKE WE'RE BRAIDING EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND HOSTING A SLUMBER PARTY
▲: OH DUDE
▲: GREAT IDEA
▼: oh, no, THAT WAS NOT A SUGGESTION
▼: besides, EVEN IF WE WERE, my good pajamas are in the wash
▲: BUT DUDE, THINK HOW INTIMIDATING DREADLOCKS WOULD BE ON YOU
▲: AND THATS A LOT OF HAIR TO DO IT YOURSELF
▲: GONNA NEED SOME KIND OF BEST BRO TO MANAGE A FEW OF THOSE BRAIDS
▼: DREAD-LOCKS? never. MY HAIR'S TOO PERFECT TO RUIN LIKE THAT.
▲: THATS NOT WHAT GRAND HIGHBOOB SAYS; I KEEP HEARING FROM HER THAT YOU NEVER BRUSH YOUR HAIR
▲: DON'T BE AFRAID OF FRIENDSHIP BRAH
▼: ...I TOLD HER NOT TO TALK TO YOU.freaking bitch THINKS SHE CAN TELL ME WHO TO BE.
▲: IT WOULD LOOK A LOT NICER IF YOU BRUSHED IT OUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
▼: besides, EVEN IF MY GOOD PAJAMAS WERE WASHED and i condoned slumber parties AND YOU TOUCHING MY HAIR, we have no one else to even consider inviting
▲: OH, I GOT A COUPLE COOL BROS I COULD CALL UP, MAYBE DUALSCAR, IT'D BE A REGULAR RAINBOW OF FRIENDSHIP DUDE
▼: NO.i'm not talking to dualscar EVER AGAIN.
▲: WE'LL GET THE HIGHBOOB, PSI-BRO, SASSY THE SUMMONER, I HEAR THOSE LEGISLACERATORS KNOW HOW TO BREAK DOWN A PARTY
▼: scum-face stole my weed-whacker AND WON'T RETURN IT.
▲: THAT WEED WHACKER CHOSE HIM AND YOU KNOW IT, DUDE
▼: oh, gog, wait, no WE CAN'T INVITE SUMMONER, EITHER, i'll DIE
▼: he STOLE IT and it was MINE.
▲: THE WEED-WHACKER WANTS YOU TO MOVE ON, FIND ANOTHER LAWN TRIMMING DEVICE AND BE HAPPY
▲: IT WOULD WANT YOU TO WANT THE SAME FOR IT
▼: i can never be happy without MY SWEET TIFFANY.
▼: it betrayed me
▲: SHOOSH *PAP PAP PAP* ITS OK, WE'VE ALL LOVED AND LOST LAWNCARE DEVICES
▲: YOU ARE NOT ALONE, DUDE, YOU ARE NOT ALONE *PAP PAP PAP*
▲: LOOK AT US, HAVING A FEELINGS JAM, PLANNING A SLUMBER PARTY
▲: THIS IS PRETTY GREAT PROGRESS, BRO
▼: OH, GOG, we are NOT having that stupid slumber party
▼: ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE INVITING SCUM-GILLS AND SUMMONER
▼: and this isn't a feelings jam
▲: THIS IS TOTALLY A FEELINGS JAM
▼: NO IT IS NOT
▲: SURE LOOKS LIKE IT
▼: we're not moirails, FOR THE LAST TIME
▲: OH, PSH, DUDE
▲: BRO
▲: BRO
▲: DUDE
▲: EVERYBODY IS MY MOIRAIL
▲: EVERY SINGLE TROLL
▼: ..see, IF YOU'RE EVRYONE'S MOIRAIL, you're just some kind of pale-whore
▼: AND NOT REALLY A MOIRAIL AT ALL
▲: IS THAT WHAT YOU FEEL?
▼: yes, IT IS
▲: LOOK AT YOU
▲: TELLING ME YOUR FEELINGS
▼: dammit, STOP DOING THAT
▼: i'm not even supposed to HAVE FEELINGS
▲: WE'VE ALL GOT FEELINGS, DUDE, JUST GOTTA LET 'EM OUT
▲: SO FAR WE HAVEN'T HUGGED, HAVEN'T SHOOSH PAPPED, HAVEN'T PLANNED A SLUMBER PARTY, AND HAVEN'T HAD A FEELINGS JAM; EVEN THOUGH ALL OF THOSE THINGS JUST HAPPENED.
▼: i really hate you sometimes, YOU INSUFFERABLE LOW-BLOOD SLIME
▼: you will never get me to agree to that slumber party AS LONG AS I LIVE
▲: WE CAN INVITE DARKLEER AND WATCH HIM SWEAT IN TERROR AND CONFUSION AS I BRAID YOUR HAIR
▲: THATS ALWAYS FUNNY
▼: ..yeah, GOTTA AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT
▼: but still, I'LL BE WAY TOO BUSY
▼: and i also loathe your putrid existance
▲: UH OH
▲: DUDE, DON'T PANIC, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM
▼: AND WHAT IS THAT
▲: I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY SURFBOARD... IN YOUR HAIR
▼: excuse me
▼: I DIDN'T EVEN SEE A SURF-BOARD
▲: WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE EYES IN YOUR HAIR
▼: if this is just another excuse to touch my hair, I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS MIRTHFUL
▲: I THINK IT GOT STUCK IN THERE WHEN I RODE INTO THIS PLACE
▲: NO NO, HOLD ON, I'VE GOT IT; HERE, FEEL IT?
▲: DAMN ITS REALLY WEDGED IN THERE
▼: fuck, MAYBE I DO NEED TO BRUSH THIS THING
▲: THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO DREADLOCKS
▼: i am NOT PUTTING IT INTO DREAD-LOCKS, for THE LAST TIME
▲: HOLD ON, I'VE GOT THE NOSE OUT, IT JUST NEEDS A-
▲: OH, DUDE
▲: IN THE HAIR, BEHIND THE SURFBOARD
▲: ITS TIFFANY
▼: ...what
▼: WHAT
▼: my gog, man, PULL HER OUT
▼: my swwet, dear TIFFANY
▼: *sweet
▲: I'VE GOT HER DUDE, AND I'VE GOT THE BOARD
▲: GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE AN OCEAN IN ITSELF, I COULD SURF THIS HAIR
▲: GOT IT!
▲: i'll be takin that
▲: dualscar awway!!
▲: wwoob wwoob wwob *ollies out*
▼: no
▲: WOAH
▼: NO, COME BACK HERE, YOU THEIF
▼: honk
▼: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
▲: TOUGH BREAK DUDE
▼: this isn't FAIR
▼: why does it seem to be MY DESTINY to live a broken and pained existance
▲: HEY MAN, WE ALL HAVE OUR PROBLEMS
▲: I MEAN, I LOOKED INTO THE FUTURE, PEOPLE REMEMBER ME AS THE SUFFERER NOT THE SURFERER
▼: YOU DIDN'T LOOK INTO THE FUTURE, YOU BLUBBERING DUMBASS
▼: you're just delusional
▲: NAH DUDE, LEGIT FUTURE
▲: CROSSED TIME STREAMS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, I SAW OUR DESCENDANTS
▼: I HAVE A DESCENDANT?
▼: wait, NO I DON'T, you're MAKING THIS UP
▲: HE WENT INSANE AND KILLED ALL HIS FRIENDS
▲: HES DEFINATELY YOUR DESCENDANT
▼: well, that's good news to hear
▼: AT LEAST MY GENES DIDN'T GO TO WASTE, even though i won't actually PAIL ANYONE WORTH-WHILE
▼: gog, no, THIS IS ALL SOME STUPID STPRY, YOU IDIOT, why do i believe you
▲: WELL RANDOM RECOMBINATION OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS, IT EVENTUALLY WAS GONNA PRODUCE ANOTHER YOU
▼: I GUESS SO
▼: doesn't change the fact i'm doomed to a pathetic life of SLUMBER PARTIES , unrequited quadrants, AND STOLEN HEIR-LOOMS
▲: ONE, MORE LIKE STOLEN HAIR-LOOMS, HEH HEH
▲: TWO, HARK, DID I JUST HEAR A LIFE OF SLUMBER PARTIES? AS IN A SLUMBER PARTY THAT IS HAPPENING?
▼: not unless i'm FORCED
▼: which will eventually happen
▲: THAT SOUNDS LIKE 'JUST SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE WITH A HUGE CROWD OF TROLLS'
▼: IF YOU DO THAT, I'M CULLING EVERY LAST ONE
▲: SORRY, INVITES ARE ALREADY OUT
▲: WELL, I GOTTA CATCH THE WAVE AND SURF OUT
▲: THIS HAS BEEN A PRETTY GOOD FEELINGS JAM, BRO, LOTS OF PROGRESS
▼: i hate you
▼: GET OUT ALREADY, MUTANT SCUM, before i vomit
▲: *SURFS ON OUT* LATER HATER, PARTY AT THE HIGHBLOODS HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!
IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE ABS THIS INFINITELY BENEVOLENT, YOU GOTTA COMMIT TO IT EVERY DAY!
ITS NOT JUST A SURFING CREW, ITS A TOTALLY BOSS EXTREME SPORTS CREW!
WE GOT PSIIONIC, THE BEST SHIP RACER AROUND; ITS LIKE HE PRACTICALLY IS A SHIP! HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE GNARLIEST MOST EXCELLENT MOIRAIL ON THE FACE OF ALTERNIA!
yea iim pretty 2weet
AND LETS NOT FORGET THE HIGH FLYINGIST SKY DIVINGIST MOST RADICAL CRAZY BRO IN THE HISTORY OF TROLLKIND, SUMMONER!
yEAH, cOOL TO BE ME,