The Surferer Meets The Grand Highblood
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: WOAH HOH HOH, WHATS UP DUDE?
▲: DUALSCAR? IS THAT YOU?
▼: WHAT A REPULSIVE SURPRISE
▼: IT'S THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD, MIRTHFUL RULER OF THE SUBBJUGGLATORS
▲: ... SO THIS IS MINDFANG?
▼: don't push me, grub. I WON'T HESITATE TO BEAT YOU DOWN TO SIZE.
▲: HAH, I'M JUST JOSHIN WITH YA DUDE
▲: AWW, DOES SOMEONE NEED ANOTHER SHOOSH PAP SESSION? C'MON BRO, BRING IT IN FOR A BRO HUG BUMP!
▼: get the fuck away from me you disgusting scum
▲: DON'T BE AFRAID OF YOUR FEELINGS DUDE
▲: I'M DOIN IT, HERE COMES THE HUG
▼: YOU BRING THOSE FILTHY HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR ME and i will BITE THEM OFF
▼: stop that this instant, DON'T YOU DARE
▲: WOULD IT HELP IF I MADE THE NOISE? YOU REMEMBER THE NOISE, C'MON DUDE
▲: ITS HAPPENING, HERES THE HUG
▼: i will END YOU, MUTANT
▼: i will PAINT THE WALLS WITH THE SLUDGE YOU CALL BLOOD
▲: *PAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAP* SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
▼: stop demeaning the holy word AND GET OFF ME
▲: HONK HONK SHOOSH, BRO, HONK HONK SHOOSH
▼: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
▲: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH *PAP*
▼: you're MESSING UP MY PAINT
▲: NAH DUDE, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL MESSED UP ANYWAYS, LEMMIE FIX THAT
▲: JEEZ BRO, ITS LIKE YOU PUT THIS STUFF ON IN THE DARK *PAP*
▼: you shut your insolent little mouth
▲: THERE, I FIXED IT, IT WAS ALL SMUDGY LOOKING
▼: IT WAS IMMACULATE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG
▲: WELL NOW ITS RE-MACULATE, DUDE
▼: stop calling me dude you vulgar mutation
▼: YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS NONE OTHER THAN MY TITLE
▲: AND LAST I CHECKED, MY HEAD WAS 100% LESS CAVED IN THAN YOU PROMISED
▼: if you keep blabbering about it I'LL JUST PUSH YOU AWAY
▼: NOT LIKE WE'RE BRAIDING EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND HOSTING A SLUMBER PARTY
▼: oh, no, THAT WAS NOT A SUGGESTION
▼: besides, EVEN IF WE WERE, my good pajamas are in the wash
▲: BUT DUDE, THINK HOW INTIMIDATING DREADLOCKS WOULD BE ON YOU
▲: AND THATS A LOT OF HAIR TO DO IT YOURSELF
▲: GONNA NEED SOME KIND OF BEST BRO TO MANAGE A FEW OF THOSE BRAIDS
▼: DREAD-LOCKS? never. MY HAIR'S TOO PERFECT TO RUIN LIKE THAT.
▲: THATS NOT WHAT GRAND HIGHBOOB SAYS; I KEEP HEARING FROM HER THAT YOU NEVER BRUSH YOUR HAIR
▲: DON'T BE AFRAID OF FRIENDSHIP BRAH
▼: ...I TOLD HER NOT TO TALK TO YOU.freaking bitch THINKS SHE CAN TELL ME WHO TO BE.
▲: IT WOULD LOOK A LOT NICER IF YOU BRUSHED IT OUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
▼: besides, EVEN IF MY GOOD PAJAMAS WERE WASHED and i condoned slumber parties AND YOU TOUCHING MY HAIR, we have no one else to even consider inviting
▲: OH, I GOT A COUPLE COOL BROS I COULD CALL UP, MAYBE DUALSCAR, IT'D BE A REGULAR RAINBOW OF FRIENDSHIP DUDE
▼: NO.i'm not talking to dualscar EVER AGAIN.
▲: WE'LL GET THE HIGHBOOB, PSI-BRO, SASSY THE SUMMONER, I HEAR THOSE LEGISLACERATORS KNOW HOW TO BREAK DOWN A PARTY
▼: scum-face stole my weed-whacker AND WON'T RETURN IT.
▲: THAT WEED WHACKER CHOSE HIM AND YOU KNOW IT, DUDE
▼: oh, gog, wait, no WE CAN'T INVITE SUMMONER, EITHER, i'll DIE
▼: he STOLE IT and it was MINE.
▲: THE WEED-WHACKER WANTS YOU TO MOVE ON, FIND ANOTHER LAWN TRIMMING DEVICE AND BE HAPPY
▲: IT WOULD WANT YOU TO WANT THE SAME FOR IT
▼: i can never be happy without MY SWEET TIFFANY.
▲: SHOOSH *PAP PAP PAP* ITS OK, WE'VE ALL LOVED AND LOST LAWNCARE DEVICES
▲: YOU ARE NOT ALONE, DUDE, YOU ARE NOT ALONE *PAP PAP PAP*
▲: LOOK AT US, HAVING A FEELINGS JAM, PLANNING A SLUMBER PARTY
▲: THIS IS PRETTY GREAT PROGRESS, BRO
▼: OH, GOG, we are NOT having that stupid slumber party
▼: ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE INVITING SCUM-GILLS AND SUMMONER
▼: and this isn't a feelings jam
▲: THIS IS TOTALLY A FEELINGS JAM
▼: we're not moirails, FOR THE LAST TIME
▲: EVERYBODY IS MY MOIRAIL
▼: ..see, IF YOU'RE EVRYONE'S MOIRAIL, you're just some kind of pale-whore
▼: AND NOT REALLY A MOIRAIL AT ALL
▲: IS THAT WHAT YOU FEEL?
▲: TELLING ME YOUR FEELINGS
▼: dammit, STOP DOING THAT
▼: i'm not even supposed to HAVE FEELINGS
▲: WE'VE ALL GOT FEELINGS, DUDE, JUST GOTTA LET 'EM OUT
▲: SO FAR WE HAVEN'T HUGGED, HAVEN'T SHOOSH PAPPED, HAVEN'T PLANNED A SLUMBER PARTY, AND HAVEN'T HAD A FEELINGS JAM; EVEN THOUGH ALL OF THOSE THINGS JUST HAPPENED.
▼: i really hate you sometimes, YOU INSUFFERABLE LOW-BLOOD SLIME
▼: you will never get me to agree to that slumber party AS LONG AS I LIVE
▲: WE CAN INVITE DARKLEER AND WATCH HIM SWEAT IN TERROR AND CONFUSION AS I BRAID YOUR HAIR
▼: ..yeah, GOTTA AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT
▼: but still, I'LL BE WAY TOO BUSY
▼: and i also loathe your putrid existance
▲: DUDE, DON'T PANIC, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM
▲: I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY SURFBOARD... IN YOUR HAIR
▼: I DIDN'T EVEN SEE A SURF-BOARD
▲: WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE EYES IN YOUR HAIR
▼: if this is just another excuse to touch my hair, I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS MIRTHFUL
▲: I THINK IT GOT STUCK IN THERE WHEN I RODE INTO THIS PLACE
▲: NO NO, HOLD ON, I'VE GOT IT; HERE, FEEL IT?
▲: DAMN ITS REALLY WEDGED IN THERE
▼: fuck, MAYBE I DO NEED TO BRUSH THIS THING
▲: THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO DREADLOCKS
▼: i am NOT PUTTING IT INTO DREAD-LOCKS, for THE LAST TIME
▲: HOLD ON, I'VE GOT THE NOSE OUT, IT JUST NEEDS A-
▲: IN THE HAIR, BEHIND THE SURFBOARD
▼: my gog, man, PULL HER OUT
▼: my swwet, dear TIFFANY
▲: I'VE GOT HER DUDE, AND I'VE GOT THE BOARD
▲: GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE AN OCEAN IN ITSELF, I COULD SURF THIS HAIR
▲: wwoob wwoob wwob *ollies out*
▼: NO, COME BACK HERE, YOU THEIF
▼: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
▼: why does it seem to be MY DESTINY to live a broken and pained existance
▲: HEY MAN, WE ALL HAVE OUR PROBLEMS
▲: I MEAN, I LOOKED INTO THE FUTURE, PEOPLE REMEMBER ME AS THE SUFFERER NOT THE SURFERER
▼: YOU DIDN'T LOOK INTO THE FUTURE, YOU BLUBBERING DUMBASS
▼: you're just delusional
▲: NAH DUDE, LEGIT FUTURE
▲: CROSSED TIME STREAMS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, I SAW OUR DESCENDANTS
▼: wait, NO I DON'T, you're MAKING THIS UP
▲: HE WENT INSANE AND KILLED ALL HIS FRIENDS
▲: HES DEFINATELY YOUR DESCENDANT
▼: well, that's good news to hear
▼: AT LEAST MY GENES DIDN'T GO TO WASTE, even though i won't actually PAIL ANYONE WORTH-WHILE
▼: gog, no, THIS IS ALL SOME STUPID STPRY, YOU IDIOT, why do i believe you
▲: WELL RANDOM RECOMBINATION OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS, IT EVENTUALLY WAS GONNA PRODUCE ANOTHER YOU
▼: doesn't change the fact i'm doomed to a pathetic life of SLUMBER PARTIES , unrequited quadrants, AND STOLEN HEIR-LOOMS
▲: ONE, MORE LIKE STOLEN HAIR-LOOMS, HEH HEH
▲: TWO, HARK, DID I JUST HEAR A LIFE OF SLUMBER PARTIES? AS IN A SLUMBER PARTY THAT IS HAPPENING?
▼: which will eventually happen
▲: THAT SOUNDS LIKE 'JUST SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE WITH A HUGE CROWD OF TROLLS'
▼: IF YOU DO THAT, I'M CULLING EVERY LAST ONE
▲: SORRY, INVITES ARE ALREADY OUT
▲: WELL, I GOTTA CATCH THE WAVE AND SURF OUT
▲: THIS HAS BEEN A PRETTY GOOD FEELINGS JAM, BRO, LOTS OF PROGRESS
▼: GET OUT ALREADY, MUTANT SCUM, before i vomit
▲: *SURFS ON OUT* LATER HATER, PARTY AT THE HIGHBLOODS HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!
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