#the tsa

[anorganizedstreet]

[dynamicity-keysmash]

I can't take a fucking SNOW GLOBE on a plane because it has more than 3.4oz of liquid. I wasn't going to do terrorism before but now I'm weighing my options.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

[fargreencountryswiftsunrise]

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No, not that I won’t be on Tumblr for another week (which is true), but no. I found  out that... the TSA is fine with me being pre-checked. In fact, they did it without me ever applying for it.

I have researched

Various ways to murder people.

How to cover up murders.

Serial killers

How to build a nuclear bomb.

Various shady businesses.

How to speak Russian.

Trump and Putin memes.

How to overthrow a government.

How to end up on a watch list.

And yet, I am considered a non-threat to the government.

Dudes... my government isn’t afraid of me! In fact, they down right like me.

But it’s also nice that I can travel... period. I guess I’m just saving it up for when I actually need to overthrow the government.

[poyohoyrebe-blog]

Did I mention I make videos? ‘Cus I do

[volpalope]

I’m at the airport and I’m going to vomit I’m so nervous

[thisgomer-blog]

The TSA... I hateth thee

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