I’m still figuring out what side to be on in this war and I’m confused on what Satan did to cause The Uprising
May I have a detailed breakdown of crimes and what those crimes mean?
salamander shall begin at the beginning. a few months prior to this incident, @satan-offical was elected president, with @evilducks-offical and salamander coming second and third, respectively (leading to @evilducks-offical being vice-president and salamander being chief of general staff/minster for defense/head of the military.)
then, months passed, and nothing happened. satan used her power for nought, and her vice-president did nothing to prompt her to perform her administrative duties. meanwhile, the officalverse declined, culminating with sacrifices made in satan's name, pleas to an absent goddess to assist her ailing people. she ignored it.
so, salamalander stepped in. rallying the offical military, salamander wrested power from the fiend, yet she refused to let go. still, she clings to the last dregs of power, power she never used save to enrich herself.
to @satan-offical the presidency was nothing but marketing, advertising her bloated follower count of officals who felt obliged to subscribe to her every deed. to salamander, however, leading the officalverse will be a duty to which will be lent the greatest respect.
that is why salamander is choosing a new cabinet of ministers who will assist in the orderly running of the officalverse.
salamander hopes this brief summary is sufficient to get you up to speed.