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Don’t really blame Launcelot? Who the fuck doesn’t like music Jessica?

#just #remembered #the utter #torture #that was #merchant of venice #launcelot gobbo

ashleybenlove replied to your post “My number one folly (or virtue) of doing fanart: Everyone’s hair...”

Let Hiccup have longer hair! It's fine!

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HICCUP! IS! GORGEOUS! WITH! LONG! HAIR!

IF YOU DON’T GIVE HICCUP THE LONG HAIR FANART TREATMENT, YOU AIN’T ARTING HICCY RIGHT!!!!!!

Patient: Hello?

Me: Hello, sir! This is Rose from the physical therapy clinic! Just calling in regards to your appointment at one? It seems we still haven’t seen you!

Patient: I’m not coming.

Me: Alright, can I ask if you’d like to reschedule for another time? We have available spots on monday.

Patient: No, I’m not coming. Ever. I think it’s very unprofessional that you didn’t give me a reminder call before my appointment, and you should seriously consider your practices.

Me: *fucking dumbfounded* Sir, we do not do reminder calls, as we see many patients throughout the day. The last time we saw you come in, when you set up the initial appointment, I gave you a schedule printed off for all the dates and times.

Patient: I lost it.

Me: Well, we can get you a new one if you come in on monday to continue with your initial evaluation.

Patient: I don’t want to come in, I need reminder calls and obviously you can’t fill that request.

Me: Sir, we can talk about this further if we’re setting up appointments, but if you’re planning on self-discharge before we even see you, then I’ll note the file.

Patient: You’re going to lie in the chart.

Me: Excuse me?

Patient: You’re going to lie and say that I’ve been rude.

Me: I do not notate that, I only notate that you are unable to make it in, sir. I am a professional and I’ve been doing this for a while.

Patient: Don’t pester me again, you’re being very rude *HANGS UP*

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10 track album

For those who may want to focus on anxieties other than their own... check out my new mini-album 'The Slog.' It's 16 minutes of strangeness that's sure to unsettle you in a *maybe* enjoyable way...

#experimental music #the slog #the utter #Charles Pieper #experimental #noise #angst #scream

what if you wanted to go to Heaven but God said:

Human Pillsbury Dough Boy

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I’ve just released a new album. It’s called ‘Down Decade Down!’ It's a mixture of strange songs and audio experiments of mine. Some tracks are new, some are old (one is even comprised partially of audio-clips that used to auto-play on my Xanga page during high school), and all are very bizarre.

Enjoy?

https://the-utter.bandcamp.com/album/down-decade-down

#charles pieper #the utter #bandcamp #experimental music

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I had some excess energy today after animating so I warbled out a quick 'song.' And by song I mean rather an improvisational semi rhyming thought scheme I went with for as long as I could before it fell apart.

Ooooh how deep huh! Anyway, listen to it if you've a spare minute or two!

#music #experimental #charles pieper #mp3 #the utter #translucent #driver #driving #Los Angeles