#the vind

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Mritha: Please revoke your no swearing rule.

Kara SuLema: Why?

The Hero, from the other room: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE.

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Jaania: There’s no such thing as a bad idea, just bad people.

Kara SuLema: I don’t think that— Jaania, I don’t think that’s the saying.

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Melissa: I guess I like hanging around you guys, don’t know why.

Kara SuLema: Thank you.

Mritha: I’m not sure that was a compliment.

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Kara SuLema: There are three ways to argue: words, proof—

Melissa: Sword!

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The Hero: Kara doesn’t want us cursing in Sulen’Eska. So I’m cursing in ice cream flavors instead, and it’s great, because Melissa hates it and keeps telling me to stop.

Aegis: How do you curse in ice cream flavors?

The Hero: What the mint chocolate chip did you just say to me, punk? I’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever-loving strawberry cheesecake out of you!

Aegis:

Aegis: That was beautiful.

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Kara SuLema: The best revenge you can get on a person who tells you something like that is to prove them wrong.

Melissa: Best way to get revenge on someone like that is kick their butt.

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The Hero: In order to gain your trust, I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.

Lojaali Vero: That’s really not—

The Hero: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks.

The Hero: I didn’t actually sell my last weapon, I just forgot where I put it.

The Hero: I don’t know what “Aequilibria” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

The Hero: When they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is.

The Hero: I once threw a stick at a bear and then it attacked Yulgar.

Lojaali Vero: ...That’ll do.

[tomixslefttoe]

Jaania: Believe it or not, I do actually have your best interests at heart.

Kara SuLema: Elaborate on that.

Jaania: No.