#the wishmaster

[lightpudding]

I, too, was thinking about Prismo learning to exist in 3d/as a human. It's tough.

[megafighter343]

Can Denji Survive These Horror Movie Villains?

So, a few days ago I watched Anthony Gramuglia's You Cannot Survive These Horror Movie Villains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7YOGb0e3Q I enjoyed it a lot. Very fun countdown of some of the most terrifying "you're so fucked" kinda villains in horror.

But a little worm of a thought crept into my mind these past few days "Could Denji take these villains?" What can I say? I love Chainsaw Man and given it's a horror-tinged work, I figured it'd be fun to match Denji up against these supposedly unstoppable forces. Spoiler Warning: This post is gonna do a lot of spoiling for Chainsaw Man and probably have spoilers for the works talked about in Ant's video. And Ant's video, really. If you're not wanting either of these, keep on scrolling. Also, watch Ant's video if you haven't. Is really good. Only rule I'm going with for this is that Denji is going at this alone. No Aki, no Power, no Asa, no Himeno, no Kishibe and certainly no Kobeni. This is Denji vs. 20 horror movie villains. With that said, let's roll.

20. Denji vs. Sadako Yamamura

Given the rules of the Ring curse, I don't think Denji is really capable of taking Sadako down. She has an extensive catalog of powers and can kill with a thought. At best, he could try befriending her if he meets her when she's nice, but I don't know for sure if Pochita's "give her lots of hugs" approach will be effective. Now, Samara Morgan, that's easy. Like, we don't even need to talk copy the tape and pass it on. The second he and Aki enter that video store, Denji's probably gonna spot that copy of Yor, the Hunter from the Future and demand they rent it. Completely ignore the the Ring tape, that's gonna be Aki's problem, not his. He's going into Yor's world!

19. Denji vs. Carrie White

Oh, this one's easy. Denji would beat Carrie with kindness. Both are outcasts with weird powers, so I can absolutely see Denji managing to befriend Carrie, giving her a support network that she needed when facing stuff like the school bullies or her awful mother. He'd probably ask Carrie to the prom before Tommy does. When the whole pig's blood prank goes down, Denji would probably rush the stage to drag Carrie off and get her out of there, even if he'd have to transform into Chainsaw Man to survive Carrie's early onslaught of telekinetic attacks. I dunno, I just picture the two of them outside the high school, Denji comforting a crying Carrie, licking the pig's blood off of her. It's a weirdly cute image.

18. Denji vs. It (aka Pennywise the Dancing Clown)

Despite Ant making the argument that soloing It wouldn't work, it absolutely could for Denji. See, Pennywise preys on fear. He likes to make sure his victims are nice and scared of him before he eats them. The problem here is that Denji is absolutely fearless. The dude went through absolute hell for so much of his life that a clown trying to eat him would probably be seen as a mild annoyance. Pennywise would be low diffed by Denji easy.

17. Denji vs. Lucy (Elfen Lied) Man, this is one where the "give her lots of hugs" strat really feels like a Hail Mary, doesn't it? Like, Chainsaw Man or not, I don't think Denji is gonna win a stand-up fight against the Diclonius Queen. Like, unless Denji can somehow kill her with kindness, he's pretty screwed here.

16. Denji vs. Pinhead

Well, first off, Denji is probably too stupid to work the Lament Configuration, so this is an easily skippable fight. Otherwise, while I think Denji would put up a hell (heh) of a fight, I just don't see him winning this under normal circumstances. Pinhead is immortal and has a high pain tolerance. The times he has been killed, he's revived himself in Hell. Now, I did note that this was a loss for Denji under normal circumstances. There is one trump card Denji has that I don't wanna pull out all willy-nilly, but in the case of Pinhead, I think we'll draw it here. Pochita. Resting within Denji is his closest friend, the Chainsaw Devil, Pochita. Literally, Pochita is inside of Denji, functioning as his heart. In very rare circumstances, Pochita has taken full control of Denji's body and reverted to his full, true form as the original Chainsaw Man. The Devil that other Devils fear. The Hero of Hell. True Form Chainsaw Man. (Note: 'True Form Chainsaw Man' is not an official title, just one I'm using for convenience.) Now, you might be wondering what the key difference here is and what turns this from loss to win. At least, if you haven't read CSM. If you have, you know what Pochita can do in his true form, but for those who need a refresher or just a crash course; basically Pochita can erase concepts from existence by eating their associated Devils. In Chainsaw Man canon, World War II and AIDs didn't happen because of Pochita.

I think the same ability can be applied to the villains Denji faces down in this list. Now, you may find yourself asking "Well, Mega, why not just have Denji turn into True Form Chainsaw Man and wipe out all the villains?" Well, my logic here is mainly because that's not something that's easily done in the manga. It's mostly an act that comes about when Denji is at his emotional lowest. After Makima had both Aki and Power killed. After Barem presented Nayuta's head to Denji on a platter (after already killing Meowy and the dogs on top of that.) True Form Chainsaw Man is not something Denji can just at-will transform into. It's basically Pochita taking the wheel because Denji is so emotionally devastated that he can't do anything.

So, I wanna save Pochita for fights where victory seems 100% hopeless. Fights where even kindness just isn't on the table as a way to victory. And I gotta say... don't think giving Pinhead a hug is gonna do anything.

So, Pochita takes over and after a grueling fight, devours Pinhead. It's a victory, but it's the hardest fight they've had so far.

15. Denji vs. Jason Voorhees Oh, easy. Jason may have a high body count and come back a lot, but he's still just a man compared to Chainsaw Man. Denji would tear Jason to ribbons. Wouldn't even need to get his new girlfriend Carrie involved in this, though she'd probably also low diff Jason. He's weak to Psychic, as shown in New Blood.

14. Denji vs. Nemesis

Eh, this is just Final Form Jason. It'd be high diff, but Denji can absolutely go the distance on this. It helps that Nemesis is usually hanging around a zombie-infested Raccoon City, so there's plenty of zombies for Denji to snack on to replenish his blood supply.

13. Denji vs. The Invisible Man

Weirdly, this is gonna be an unconventional victory for Denji. I mean, it'll probably just be him putting a chainsaw through Jack Griffin's solar plexus, that's the standard part. No, the thing that gets him the victory is just the simple act of transforming.

Ya see, when your transformation involved chainsaws sprouting from your forearms, it can get... messy. Blood going everywhere and if even a splotch of that blood hits Griffin, then that gives Denji a visible target to attack. Jack's going down easy.

12. Denji vs. The Djinn

Man... I think this one's a clean loss for ya, Denji. Like, this dude's a reality warper... don't touch the fire opal, I guess. That's all I got. There's no way he's winning here.

11. Denji vs. The Deadites Man, and you thought Ash Williams with his one chainsaw hand was bad for the Deadites...

10. Denji vs. Michael Myers

You remember all the stuff I said about Jason? Same applies here. Michael Myers may be pure evil, but he's still just a man. Thorn cult bullshit or no, you ram enough chainsaws into Michael and he's going down. Will he put up a fight? Sure. Will he win? No.

9. Denji vs. Art the Clown

Art's a new player on the scene and while Denji did good against Pennywise, I don't feel like I have enough of a grasp on Art's abilities to call this one. Call this one a no contest on the board, especially since I don't wanna play the Pochita card for this one.

8. Denji vs. Kayako and Toshio I'm not as familiar with Ju-On to know if there's anything that would make it so Denji could beat these kids and given that I've had him lose out against an Onryo already, best to keep things consistent. This one's a loss for him. 7. Denji vs. Xenomorph

I think Denji can take one Xenomorph, but it would be a brutal match-up. One of the advantages Denji has is that his opponents usually have blood, something that needs to maintain Chainsaw Man form. Problem is, Xenomorph blood is acidic, so not only does that mean he's getting hurt tearing into this thing, he can't even heal from those wounds. He could still down one of them, but put him up against a pack and he's screwed.

6. Denji vs. The Ghosts from Pulse Yep, that's another loss for Denji. Not much hope against the Japanese ghosts. 5. Denji vs. The Great Old Ones I... think he's got a fighting chance here. Like, this is a dude who in his own work is being squared up against the concepts of War and Death. We may be ants to the Great Old Ones, but Denji's more like a wasp. Sure, he could swatted down, but wasps have been known to kill humans. Put this under like, extremely high difficulty. Some real Dante Must Die shit.

4. Denji vs. Dracula

Most iterations of Dracula would fall to Denji. Like, OG Dracula was killed with Bowie knives, I think the dude with the chainsaw face has good odds. Hard to bite into a man's jugular when your own has a whirring cutting chain going through it. However, the big one Ant brings up is a total loss for Denji.

Alucard.

So, I brought up True Form Chainsaw Man and how it can erase things from existence by eating them... yeah, this is something that Alucard canonically can survive. The biggest trump card I had for Denji and Alucard can just say "Hah! No..." to that shit. This is a major loss for Denji, no way he can take on Alucard.

3. Denji vs. King Ghidorah

It's a hard battle, but Denji has some experience with fighting Kaiju. I put this at "has a fighting chance" along with the Great Old Ones.

2. Denji vs. Freddy Krueger

Oh, Freddy is the most screwed out of any of them. See, Freddy Krueger kills in your dreams. Guess who lives in Denji's dreams...

That's right. Good ol' Pochita. The second Freddy tries anything with Denji, he's gonna be facing down the Chainsaw Devil. The Devil other Devils fear.

So uh... good luck, Fred. Don't think those Dream Demons are gonna help you out there. They've probably bailed already. Denji doesn't even have to do anything, just sit back and let Pochita go full power Chainsaw Man. Freddy's gonna get eaten and wiped from existence easy. No more Bastard Son of a 1000 Maniacs. No more Springwood Slasher. No more Nightmare on Elm Street. He's just gone. 1. Denji vs. The Thing

And whereas #2 on the list was a no diff, I really have no idea how Denji could even begin to fight something like the Thing. It's a microscopic alien parasite that will get into his bloodstream and mutate him and Pochita from the inside. I don't even know if Power's hemokinetic abilities would even work on him and I can't even play that card since this has gotta be Denji soloing the opponent, but this one might be one where he just loses. Game over. Sorry, Denji. So, I'd say roughly half the list would be victories for Denji, two entries would be better odds than if he was a normal human, one entry is mostly wins except for one very OP iteration, about seven are straight up losses and one is a complete shrug on my part. Hope you enjoyed reading this long, LONG post of mine, be sure to check out Ant's original video up top if you haven't already and keep up the Halloween spirit, folks. God, I am gonna get some real angry reblogs and comments on this one...

[tinalbion]

Omg, asks are open! :D I wanna request again for my nasty Djinn boi - can I please get a scenario where the reader challenges the Djinn with a game of Mario Kart, but the Djinn keeps winning and it ends up in a pillow-fight, only for the Djinn to tackle the reader to the couch and fluffy smut ensues?

Okay, SO this took ages, I know, shame on me. But also I've really been into the Djinn more and more lately, so a while back before I got swamped, I was writing this and finally finished it. I hope you enjoy it because ooh boy.

I love Nathaniel/ The Djinn. So, enjoy!

Rating: Explicit

Length: 2.6k

The fact you had refused to make any wishes besides the first one was starting to get to the Djinn more and more every day, he was here to do a job, and yet here you were, defying everything he'd been here to do and set out to accomplish. You were the one thing stopping him from completing anything, and yet here you sat in your living room with your hands on a contraption that he had little interest in. It had been a few weeks since he appeared thanks to that blood-red jewel and he wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

He watched you curiously as he remained in his Djinn form, hoping to make you uncomfortable at least while he was here, but you seemed more content with him being here. It confused him for a moment but he wouldn’t let you see that, he was an all-powerful being and wanted nothing more than to collect the souls necessary to summon his brethren to Earth. You defied him over and over again until he grew irate. 

He paced along your living room floor, his eyes bore into the back of your head as he watched you play your video game, the complete idiocy of it all. When you looked back and your eyes met his, he didn’t quite understand the feeling that welled up within him as you flashed your kindest smile. He shifted uncomfortably and looked away, his voice low and annoyed whenever he spoke.

“Have you decided on a wish yet, my pet?” he asked smoothly.

You sat there and thought for a moment, you scrunched your face and then shook your head. “Not yet, BUT, I would definitely make one if you made a deal with me.”

The Djinn scoffed at the thought and looked at you with an intense gaze. “A deal, you want to make a deal?”

You nodded again and spun around fully to look at him, your legs crossed as you leaned against the sofa and waited for an answer from him, which you already knew he would skirt around a direct answer only to have you state this desire in a wish. You knew his games, yet you really enjoyed his company and wanted nothing more than to catch him off guard for once. Your growing affection for this creature was startling at first but it slowly slipped into something more, something comfortable. He probably had no idea.

The Djinn was familiar with many feelings and emotions in his time, he’d lived for millennia, and he’d experienced them all, yet there was one that escaped him that had begun to poke away at the back of his mind like a little infection. Slowly, surely, it grew every day after you’d surprise him with the things that came out of your mouth. He had been surprised by humans before, but never like this. You didn’t react in fear of his presence, though at first it was shocking, but never did you run out of cowardice. 

As you looked at him like that, the twinkle in your eye, he was almost so willing to allow you to say whatever you wanted, no wishes necessary, but he stopped himself as his forked tongue darted out for a moment as he paused.

“Let’s hear the terms of this deal then, shall we?”

You smiled excitedly and rubbed your hands together. “So, I just want you to relax while you’re here, it’s been so long since I’ve had any sort of companionship, I kinda like having you around. So if you just hang out with me and just… I don’t know, forget about the wishes for right now… maybe I’ll be so inclined to make one at a later time?”

The Djinn watched as you batted your lashes at him, your innocence made you look so frail sometimes in his eyes, but you seemed to be telling the truth. When he came to you, there wasn’t much in your life and you almost clung to him the moment he appeared. 

He let out a slow exhale and shook his head, his mind screamed for him to stick to the plan, but sometimes sacrifice had to happen in order to get anything done. So he did as you asked and relaxed. For his sake, he slipped into his human glamour, Nathaniel, as he called himself, and he begrudgingly took the second controller you handed him. He sat beside you and watched as your shoulders didn’t keep the tense stance and you let them drop, your defenses were down. He looked at you curiously from the corner of his eye and watched as you pressed the buttons and waited for him to follow suit. 

You explained the game to him as simply as you could, but you waited patiently as his thumbs moved the buttons and joysticks around, testing the waters as he got used to the controls. You giggled when his car flew off the side of the track and respawned, yet he was confused and didn’t understand the entire point of this.

“It’s a race!” you responded happily. “It’s just a fun little thing to do to have fun with one another, just play some games, enjoy each other's company, you know.” 

Nathaniel looked over at you and didn’t say anything for a moment as he mulled things over, so you started the race and you both ended up competing against the bots in-game, you somehow managed fourth place while Nathaniel ended up in first. Not bad for a beginner. 

After he had somehow managed to relax and take his mind off of the jewel and wishes for about an hour, you settled back in the cushions of the sofa and allowed your hand to brush against his as he set down the controller. His smile was infectious as he offered you another round, and you had grown playfully frustrated that someone who didn’t even know what a video game was just this week had schooled you in Mario Kart for five straight rounds.

With a hearty laugh, you pushed your controller onto the coffee table in front of you and sighed. “You know, I think you cheated.”

“You dare say that I cheated on this contraption? I never cheat.” His face looked bemused as you crossed your arms, a single brow raised. 

“Uh huh, I bet you’ve gotten all of your past poor, unsuspecting souls as fairly as possible, didn’t you?” Your voice was dripping with sarcasm, but you never meant it in ill faith, you couldn’t seem to be upset by him or what he was and how he did things. 

“I am a fair man if anything,” he stated, “and I give them what they wish if they so wish it.” 

“How vague. Well then, how about one more round? I win, you have to stay another week, and if you win, without cheating, then I will finally make a wish.”

The Djinn smiled at this bet and held out his large hand eagerly, so you took it in yours and shook, but you couldn’t find the will to pull away as your hand slid gently across his, your eyes looking at every detail of his hand. Sure, in human form, he was incredibly attractive and his blue eyes could cause you to freeze in place from how intense they were, but you shouldn’t have thought of him like this. He was a powerful demon, one who preyed on people in order to take over Earth, and here you were making heart eyes at him. 

One more round was all it took for you to stand up and yell at the screen as you laughed hysterically. You lost again. So when you had decided to take one of the pillows that were thrown about on one of the chairs and whipped it at the Djinn, he turned in surprise and cocked his head to the side. 

"And what was that for, my sweet?" 

That was a new nickname you hadn't heard before. 

You shrugged and looked almost distraught. "You absolutely destroyed me in this game! And I don't think you did it fairly," you said with a faux pout and then you grabbed another pillow and aimed it at him, but he was too quick.

The Djinn was already gone from view and you suddenly fell back into the sofa, laughing as you felt his arms wrap around your waist, his face was so close to yours that you could feel his breath hot on your neck. He had tackled you before you could make a move to hit him again, and now you were in a situation you couldn’t ignore. He was so close, maybe it wouldn’t hurt if you had just craned your neck slightly to reach him…

Your lips were pressed on his and he didn’t pull away, he didn’t push himself off of you, instead, it took him a moment to register as he slightly pulled away to steady himself. 

“What do you think you’re doing, child?” His voice was so low, so breathy, it made you shudder in delight. 

“Kissing you, are you opposed?”

Nathaniel grumbled low as he eased back into it, he allowed you to wrap your hands around his neck as his body slid between your legs as you lay back on the couch to get comfortable. You both were already panting by the time you attempted to sit up, your eyes darted from his down to your hands. 

“Nathaniel,” you huff, “could you, well uh, I want you in your true form… is that okay…?” The flush you felt rush to your face was so hot that you couldn’t even imagine how sickly you must have looked to him. It was hilarious. 

Now, this was indeed an odd request from a mortal, typically he wore the human guise to not scare them off as easily, but here you were so open and vulnerable, you enjoyed his form. The Djinn couldn’t help but feel a little proud at that, so he pushed himself from you, his obvious erection caught your attention, but suddenly he was there before you in his true glory. 

“You know that you could just wish to have a partner who could fulfill your fantasies, child, sex is a human desire, not one of the Djinn.” His face seemed smug as he neared you again, still skeptical if he should be doing this despite you being so hungry for it, so much so that he could smell the arousal coming from you. 

All you could do was shrug and give him a humble smile. “Yet here you are, giving into it as much as I am.”

He couldn’t argue with that as he made his way back between your legs, his sharp teeth nipping at your earlobe and you couldn’t help but gasp his name, then you whined as your hips slowly raised upward, rubbing against him and feeling so much pleasure just from the brief contact. You pulled away, breathless. 

"I hope you know that none of my wishes will be counting toward this," you warned, "I don't want this out of pity either."

He hummed as his face was so close to yours, his tendril hung around his neck as he looked at you, searching your eyes for something else as clenched his jaw. "Then I suppose our agreement will have to be discussed later." 

You liked the sound of that. 

His mouth continued to assault your skin, nipping at your flesh as you writhed beneath him, his magic pulsated around you and you were being affected more than you let on. He was doing this on purpose to see how far your limits could be tested, and you were already twitching with him barely touching you, his hands removing your clothing while you watched him eagerly. 

As he stood and positioned himself above you, he dragged you by your legs and dragged his nail up and down your skin as you shivered from the feeling, your little sounds only fed him and persuaded him to continue. The pad of his thumb slowly rubbed up against your leg and hooked itself under your underwear, tugging at them teasingly until he heard that melodic whine you gave him, so he obliged to your desires and ripped them from your body to see you laid bare for him. He wouldn’t admit it but your form was something to behold, something that touched a nerve within him as he looked you up and down for the first time. 

It was almost too much for you as he left you squirming under his gaze, but you couldn’t hold it against him, this probably wasn’t something he did very often. But the excitement in you grew when he pushed his knee deeper between your legs and made sure to slowly grind it against you, your reaction was one to be expected as you lay there with a moan that tumbled from your lips, your body reacted to him so beautifully. He had wondered to himself why he hadn't taken you before today if you wanted him this badly, he had time to make up for it.

His sharp teeth nipped at you once they lowered to your throat, his long tongue soothing the stinging from his bites while your panties grew more and more soaked with each passing minute. Oh, how he hissed at the sounds you made, his thirst grew unquenchable the longer he denied to feel you against him. 

"You're sure you want this, child?" He hadn't asked for you, of course, he wouldn't, he mostly asked for himself so he could prepare himself. When he saw your face as you nodded your head in agreement, he knew there was no getting out of this and his excitement only pulled him deeper.  “Then I suppose the pleasure will be mine.”

He rolls you onto your stomach with ease while he watches your face as you peek at him from over your shoulder, his eyes burn into yours while his hand slides down your back and rests just above the curve. Nothing about your shared moment with the Djinn was something either of you had expected, but once you had accepted that this was what you’d wanted, you wouldn’t dare take back the intense feeling that suddenly overtook your entire body. Your muscles tensed as the Djinn slowly slid himself inside of you, his chest now pressed against your back as he buries himself to the hilt within you. You let out a low hiss as the Djinn placed his arms on either side of you, hovering over you as he leaned down, and his teeth sunk into your shoulder while he thrust into you. Each sensation took over you as you felt the pain meld with the pleasure, his hot breath sparked against your stinging flesh while he took you, and you just knew you’d wake to find his bruises left all over your skin. 

You weren’t sure how much time had passed nor did you care, you groaned and begged for him to continue his assault on your body, and he was more than willing to deliver it, maybe it was how sweet you sounded when you begged that easily kept his attention on you.

The Djinn’s low chuckle beside your ear only sent shivers up your spine as he pounded into your aching cunt, you were almost thankful that he couldn’t see the face you made as his cock slid out from you as it dripped with your excitement, only to have his hips snap into yours once again. 

“I’ve barely done a thing to you and you’re already about to break…” he grumbled low beside your ear. “I have so much more I need to do with you, child.”

You had been in for a long night, but there was no regret in your eyes when you realized he would probably stay true to those words: he would break you. 

[slashingdisneypasta]

All I ever see when I look at this picture is Raymond being super fucking gay for the Djinn (Who for sure knows, but is like eh this is normal), and who could blame him? XD

[azuremallone]

[creaturesofnight]

Neca’s horror figures

[sukipershipper]

“Do you want to see a REAL magic trick?...watch as I make this man disappear!”

This was a blast to do, I feel bad for Hopus though, poor guy, then again, it’s a different universe he ain’t dead forever...right?

This was requested by the Anon who requested the first Wishmaster poster

[falloutmuse2]

"make your wishesssseuhgh"  :Dacteur que j'adore, le 1 et 2 que je porte dans mon coeur, Andrew Divoff Best Wishmaster <3

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