#the world may never know...

[ruthlesslistener]

The one downside to having snake autism while also being an actual practicing behaviorist is that people keep asking me why Tofu the ratsnake hates Markiplier and the only answer I can give is 'God I wish I knew too'

[robogart]

As always, it is the third option! But once again, my stomach does an uncomfortable, not-cute, panicked flip when I see men in dating apps 🤔 The sexuality journey continues, as always 👏✨

[twotriickhoofbea2t]

clown woman injecting her jestrogen with a slide whistle noise.

[stone-cold-groove]

Popular Mechanics magazine cover illustration detail - November 1922.

[helfrozeover]

started watching the Foundation and my god do I laugh at the mental image of Jopson or Fitzjames seeing/hearing about a bearded Crozier and SPRINTING across the landscape

[edgebug]

got an anon ask once that said something like "how are you thirty and still acting this way?" and first i chortled in a silly manner and then i felt a little sorry for that person for thinking that upon the stroke of midnight when you turn age 30 you immediately lose your Whimsy and Simple Zest for Life like cinderella's carriage turning back into a pumpkin after the ball

[cannibalindsm]

What is the truth!!!

[kakusu-shipping]

@echoes-lighthouse It IS almost Halloween, so here are Sun and I's costumes (Trick or Treating in the Pizzaplex)

I'm fan favorite character Freddy Fazbear (cobbled together via gift shop merch) and he's a totally nondescript run-of-the-mill Pirate! (don't worry about where he got his costume; no one's using it anymore anyway)