#the-nightingale-database

[theglassdragoncollective]

I'm so glad Monday wasn't the one to have kids 😂😂😂 no offense but he's Greed so he'd probably take his kids to Chuck E Cheese often because that's the only casino they're allowed in

For context: His youngest 2 brothers are fathers, both raising the same kid

- Ezra

He could still be the uncle who gambles everything at Chuck E Cheese (if we're reading the relationships here right)

-KAISLEY/Morris

[wiltingretrospect]

WAIT

THE BODY'S ASIAN????

dude i fuckin thought y'all were white or somethin??? cuz y'all don't get shitty with us because we have asian media introjects???

i mean I don't really care either way cuz this is tumblr and what y'all's body looks like is none of my business but YOOOO???

- denki

uh

i get our hands/inside of our arms look p white from ++ when we try to take an upclose pic the camera whitens us but djdjdj yeah,, pretty not-white djdj

before anyone tries to accuse us of spray tanning cause our skin is pretty gold-ish? : its not,,, i promise,,,,,, even our mom says we look like perfectly tan i get it, the color is weird,,,,,,,,,,,

[theglassdragoncollective]

Chester: collective father

Bub and Belphie: actual fathers of real newborns

- Ezra

*mentally mapping the family tree*

That checks out a bit more!

-KAISLEY

[theglassdragoncollective]

sorry, kids* lol. triplet behavior

- Ezra

The more the merrier

-KAISLEY

[theglassdragoncollective]

Headmate N was the reason Chester started an all you can eat buffet. He's always hungry. I am headmate N

- Tenko

We love that. That's innersystem solidarity right there.

-Achilles

[fear-ze-queer]

you requested my source publicly,,, why,,? I'm not blorbo material,,,,

- Tamaki

you’re blorbo material to me!! i relate to your source a Lot actually bc we both have a lot of anxiety, and also you have a very cool hair color, and your quirk is super pog as well :) i honestly think i you’re really cool!!

[starry-eyed-collective]

Good, because they've got a hell waiting for them when they face their crimes against students...

- Izuku (I'm mostly talking about the fact that they have a FEDERALLY IMPOSED CALORIE LIMIT on school lunches. But there's other things.)

yeah >:( it’s incredibly fucked up like. kids need different calorie intakes!! let them eat!!

[starry-eyed-collective]

Hey, wanna beat up whoever's in charge of the American public school system with me? >:)

- Izuku (possibly also Kacchan?)

yes ofc