A Stranger Comes Over
*Happy Inkwell is playing with a snake on the side of the road.*
Tyler Dream: Happy, that's dangerous!
*Tyler runs over to Happy.*
Happy Inkwell, *looks confused*: But dad, it's not big enough to eat me.
Tyler Dream: But it can have poison in its fangs.
*Happy Inkwell picks up the snake.*
*Suddenly a stranger walks by and throws the snake away.*
The stranger: Don't play with living snakes, boi.
Happy Inkwell, *stares in baby*: Why?
Tyler Dream: Snakes have poison, or actually venom, in their fangs. And if they bite you, you can go to sleep forever.
Happy Inkwell: But it was small. How would it have enough venom to hurt me?
Tyler Dream: It just needs a little venom to hurt someone.
*Tyler wraps his arms around Happy and hugs him protectively.*
*Happy Inkwell hugs him.*
The Stranger: Always listen to your father, boi.
*Happy Inkwell points to the stranger.*
Happy Inkwell: Nom nom milk?
Tyler Dream: No, sweetie. Do you want your baba?
Happy Inkwell: Baba!
*Tyler picks up Happy and carries him inside to the kitchen. Tyler opens the fridge door and grabs Happy’s bottle, holding it up to his beak.*
*Happy Inkwell sucks it.*
*Tyler smiles.*
Tyler Dream: Good boy.
*Suddenly they hear a knock on the door.*
*Tyler cradles Happy and goes to the door, opening it.*
*In the doorway stands the stranger.*
The stranger: Mind if I come inside? I'm hungry.
Tyler Dream: Sure, come in.
*The stranger walks in.*
*Tyler leads the way to the kitchen.*
*Happy Inkwell makes baby noises.*
*Tyler kisses Happy’s belly and turns to the stranger.*
Tyler Dream: You can have whatever you want from the pantry or fridge.
The stranger: Don't mind if I do.
*Happy Inkwell is drinking milk.*
*The stranger robs the fridge and puts his meal on the table.*
*He starts devouring his meal like a pig*
*Happy Inkwell points to the stranger.*
Happy Inkwell: Nom nom meat?
Tyler Dream: You want meat, sweetie?
Happy Inkwell: Nom nom meat.
*Tyler gives Happy some sliced meat from the fridge.*
Happy Inkwell eats it.
The stranger: This is some fine food.
Tyler Dream: Thank you.
Happy Inkwell: Daddy?
Tyler Dream: Yes, sweetie?
Happy Inkwell: Stranger.
Tyler Dream: Yes, sweetie. It’s a stranger. But you’re supposed to be nice to strangers.
The stranger: Your father is right.
*Tyler smiles.*
Happy Inkwell: But grandpa eats strangers.
Tyler Dream, *quietly*: Uh…you shouldn’t do as grandpa does.
The stranger: Your grandpa eats people?
Happy Inkwell: He says they aren't people.
Tyler Dream, *quietly*: Sweetie, you shouldn't be telling this stranger that.
Happy Inkwell: Why?
The stranger: Guess someone needs a beating.
Tyler Dream, *to the stranger*: I think it’s time for you to leave.
Happy Inkwell: No hurt Grandpa!!
The stranger look at Happy and says
The stranger: I won't hurt him
Happy Inkwell: But you said beat.
The stranger: That was metaphorical, beat the sin out of him using prayer.
*Happy Inkwell sucks on his thumb.*
Tyler Dream: Okay…
*Tyler comforts Happy by giving him a forehead kiss and hugging him.*
Suddenly it begins pouring out of the sky.
*Tyler looks out the window.*
Tyler Dream: Wow, it started raining hard all of a sudden.
*The stranger looks outside and says.*
The stranger: it rains just as hard as when Noah built his Ark, not that I was there to see it mind you
*Happy Inkwell is scared.*
*Tyler cuddles Happy.*
Tyler Dream: Should you get home before it rains harder?
*Happy Inkwell nuzzles into him.*
The stranger: Home? I have no home.
Happy Inkwell: Nom nom Daddy?
*Tyler gives Happy his bottle again.*
Tyler Dream: Do you…want to stay in a spare bedroom? I’d feel bad if I let you stay out in the rain.
*Suddenly a loud thunder crash is heard.*
The stranger: Guess I'll take you up on that offer
*Happy Inkwell is sleepy.*
*Tyler picks up Happy and begins taking him to his bedroom, pointing out a spare bedroom for the stranger.*
Happy Inkwell: Daddy, I'm not eepy.
Tyler Dream: Sure you’re not, sweetie.
*Tyler cuddles Happy in bed, holding Happy’s head to his heart.*
*The stranger enters the bedroom.*
*Happy Inkwell runs away*
Happy Inkwell: No eep!
*Tyler gets out of bed and follows Happy.*
*The stranger peeks his head out of the door.*
The stranger: What's this noise?
Tyler Dream: Sorry, my son doesn’t want to go to bed just yet. Sweetie, c’mon, it’s time for bed.
Happy Inkwell: No!
*Happy Inkwell runs into the stranger's room.*
Tyler Dream, *to the stranger*: Sorry.
*The stranger picks up Happy.*
The stranger *to Tyler* It's fine.
Happy Inkwell: No! No!
*Happy Inkwell falls asleep immediately.*
*Tyler carries Happy back to bed and cuddles him.*
*The stranger goes to sleep as well.*
**It is morning, the sun rises and the cock crows three times.**
*Happy Inkwell wakes up, tries to jump out the window to catch the cock.*
*Tyler manages to grab Happy before he jumps out the window.*
Tyler Dream: That’s dangerous, sweetie.
Happy Inkwell: Cock.
Tyler Dream: Yes, sweetie. It’s a rooster.
Happy Inkwell: Want a rooster.
*Suddenly they smell something delicious coming from downstairs.*
*Tyler cradles Happy and carries him downstairs.*
Happy Inkwell: Food!
*Tyler carries Happy to the kitchen.*
Happy Inkwell: Look a note!
*In the kitchen the stranger can be seen cooking, the tables are filled with all kinds of foods.*
Tyler Dream: Where did all this food come from??
The stranger: I found it in the pantry.
Tyler Dream: H-how? I didn’t have all this food.
*Tyler marvels at all the food on the table.*
*The stranger looks at Tyler and says…*
The stranger: Some things are left better unexplained.
*Tyler sits Happy in his chair and sits down to eat.*
*Happy Inkwell eats food.*
Happy Inkwell: Nom nom nom nom!
*The stranger says…*
The stranger: I also refilled the pantry.
Happy Inkwell: Who are you?
The stranger: The name's Yahweh.
*With those words Yahweh walks out of the door and into the morning sun.*
The End?












