Partners In Crime (seme/uke au w/thebosspenguin)
He wasn't sure how it had happened and if you asked him at that moment, he wouldn't be able to tell you when or why, either.. But somehow, despite the logic of rational thought or the scientific evidence against it.. it happened. And as a rose gaze narrowed through scarlet frames at his seme self-- no. His other half, somehow manifested into reality, Nagisa Hazuki knew. He knew one thing with absolute certainty.. He was probably gonna fuck it up again.. just like last time.. "Oh hell no. Nuh-uh. No way. Not after what happened last time!" Or the time before that.. "Or the time before THAT!" But it wasn't his fault, right? Of course not! It wasn't his fault that he didn't know the slightest thing about breaking and entering, or using weapons, or stealing stuff, or-- or selling illegal substances and why the fuck was he constantly being asked to do these things!? No, not asked.. Forced. Forced by his 'other half.' By a seme that-- unlike him, was more gangsta than loser and knew exactly what to say or do to manipulate said penguin into 'cooperation'. But wait a sec.. what was the question again? Oh yeah.. Why the fuck was he constantly being asked to do these things!? Because as much as he hated to admit it, they made a great team.. His tech savvy skillz and strategic problem solving abilities made him the perfect reluctant accomplice. He could hack the most complicated security systems. He could open electronic locks, disable silent alarms and black out surveillance cameras. And he could do it all from the safety of his lap top computer screen. This was why his 'partner' needed his help. Unfortunately, it was also why he was (more often than not) tortured into giving it. But despite his initial refusal he knew the delinquent blond staring him down was just as stubborn as he was.. And for once, he wasn't willing to argue. With a defeated sigh the megane penguin leaned back against a stolen couch, crossing his arms defiantly against his chest. "Fiiine.. you win. So tell me what I gotta do this time." Hopefully this time he wouldn't have to leave the apartment. Hopefully this time he wouldn't be coerced into using a weapon. Hopefully this time he wouldn't fuck it up. Hopefully this time wouldn't be like all the other times..











