@thebuckstartshere
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“Oh, suck my dick.” Bucky ground out the colloquialism he’d heard constantly from the guys in the units he’d been stuck with the last several years. It was the first time he’d ever said it but it summed up his current feelings about the argument they were having that seemed to be the same one they always had.
Erik could be just as reckless as his childhood best friend but with ten times the danger Steve had managed to get himself into and sometimes he wondered if he wasn’t actually trying to get himself killed some days. Carding a hand through his hair in frustration, he took a deep breath, deciding he didn’t have anything to follow up his comment with, knowing that he’d lose this fight either way. If Erik was going charging into the fray once again, he’d be beside him, whether he liked the plan or not.
Erik raised his eyebrow at the angry retort he’d managed to draw out of Bucky. It wasn’t as if it was the first time he’d gotten some sort of rise out of him when the question of Erik’s safety came up, but it was certainly one of the more colorful things that Bucky had responded with.
Though really Erik didn’t know what Bucky expected. They met because Erik decided to casually stroll into the fray against HYDRA as they tossed missiles at a town just to kill one man. If that wasn’t an immediate sign that Erik didn’t give a shit about his own life he didn’t know what was. And it wasn’t as if his actions since then had even once hinted that he intended to start caring.
“Is that an offer?” he asked, a smirk toying across his lips. “Because if sucking you off will get you to stop complaining when I nearly get myself killed then I will gladly do it. Save me a lot of trouble and a fair number of arguments that way I’m sure.”












