#thebustystclair

[acapelladitty]

Love a wee stupid midnight conversation with @thebustystclair 💕

Him: I hope you're enjoying writing your debauchery.

Me: Oh yes, Zsasz is currently being choked out. Slightly. Kinda. It's more of a 'choking to get ur attention' thing than a 'choking to get u off' thing

Him: Like in Phantom of the Opera?

Me: Absolutely 😂 😂 😂

[gay-orcs]

@asexualsatyavaswani I made him laugh does that count? @thebustystclair god if only I had the confidence to outright pull a joke like that on a man who is likely heterosexual @buckyward 'how dis you two meet?' 'I told him I wanted to suck his soul out through his dick and it was love at first sight @pentaghasp that would likely go as smoothly as me awkwardly trying to catch his eye all the time @pointlesslythrough i_can't_read_suddenly.gif @hotstuffcortez I mean like this is the same scenario for me. His biceps are unreal and he always wears joggers to class or really tight jeans and I'm like...my dude I am gay and you are personally killing me every Tuesday and thursday

[acapelladitty]

every single time I log on to discord and see the name "Michael Myers Despunk My Balls" I have a hearty chuckle but also want to fucking kill @thebustystclair

[gay-orcs]

harmonified replied to your post “They’re playing fucking Christmas music at the mall already ��������”

i walked into a store the other day to buy a fall candle and everything was fucking christmas im still mad

gaydeerman replied to your post “They’re playing fucking Christmas music at the mall already ��������”

I’m going to scream

thebustystclair replied to your post “They’re playing fucking Christmas music at the mall already ��������”

They're playing it in my work (and have been since the end of September) and HONESTLY it's downright homophobic.

@harmonified ppl like to complain about halloween being the obnoxious american holiday but have any of you seen christmas? there is a literal store devoted to nothing but christmas all year round

@gaydeerman HONESTLY sdjhsjdsfsdf this is nonsense

@thebustystclair pretty soon christmas music will be playing at the end of august when it is still 95 degrees outside and satan’s asshole still has us in its grip

[gay-orcs]

d'you think they keep giving him ugly skins bc the gays love him?

[gay-orcs]

thebustystclair replied to your post: hhhhhhh is it too late to play dream daddy again?

It’s never to late to reply ‘Dream Daddy’ dude. Don’t let your dreama stay dreams etc.

but...sleep....

[acapelladitty]

The best thing about conversations with @thebustystclair and @gothamsgaygirlgang is that one second we’re discussing the continuing prevalence of sectarianism in our Scottish/Irish society and then the next second we’re discussing shoving a Mr Whippy ice cream up your arsehole and using the flake as a sound. And by ‘best’ thing I categorically mean the absolute worst.

[acapelladitty]

the highlight of last nights overwatch session was definitely @thebustystclair saying he wanted to give reinhardt the succ and @gothamsgaygirlgang taking in a deep breath and saying "can you settle?" in the most dead-pan exasperated tone lmao