#thechelseachronicles

[ssaassbitches]

Amelie: Oh, can you hold something for me?

Chelsea: Sure

(Holds hand open)

Amelie: (Reaches into pocket)

(Hovers hand over Chelsea’s, then opens hand and grabs Chelsea’s hand)

Chelsea: (whispers) frick that was smooth

[ssaassbitches]

Someone: Aww you and Chelsea would be cute together!

Amelie: Aww th-

Chelsea: Oh no we’re not a thing, haha. Funny though. Just friends. Only friends. Never anything else.

Amelie: (dies)

[ssaassbitches]

Chelsea: I have something to tell you

Amelie: What is it?

Chelsea: I like you

Amelie: LoL wHy? I’m a terrible person

[ssaassbitches]

Amelie: The eagles won last night

Chelsea: oh did you watch the game??

Amelie, covered in scratches: what game

[ssaassbitches]

(Hailie brings Chelsea)

Amelie: (Whispers to Hailie) I’ll feed you to my dogs. All of them will get a piece of you.

Hi Chelsea! How’s it hangin’?

[ssaassbitches]

Chelsea: Did it hurt when you fell?

Amelie: From heaven? Listen, Chelsea, I get that you’re into me but-

Chelsea: No, I meant when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Amelie:

Hailie: We all saw it.

[ssaassbitches]

Chelsea: Friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate.

Amelie: And also, your grave.

[ssaassbitches]

Amelie: The stars look really beautiful tonight.

Chelsea: They really do.

Amelie: You know who else looks beautiful tonight?

Chelsea, blushing: Who?

Amelie: Me.