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Amelie, on the phone: Hey, Hailie, do you remember when you told me Santa wasn’t real?

Amelie: Well jokes on you, because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

#jokes on you #do you remember #guess whos fucking here #haha you thought #try me bitch #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

Hailie: Wanna see a trick?

Breann: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.

#oop #there go her eyebrows #wanna see a trick #haha you thought #whos knows what is going to happen this time #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao

Hailie: (props feet on table) So, I heard you like bad boys.

Amelie: What? No?

Hailie: (immediately takes feet off table) Oh thank God, that felt horrible.

#i heard you like bad boys #no way #oh thank god #yea no that was fake news #we may look like bad boys #but we aint fo sho #aahhhh #that was horrible #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

Amelie: I lost Hailie!

Julia: You lost Hailie?!

Amelie: Give me a break. She’s like two inches tall.

#im not that short #insulting #two inches #my ass #stfu #whyd you lose me #hmm #give me a break #memes #haha #lmao #incorrectquotes #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

Amelie: (mumbling in Latin)

Hailie: Listen, for the last time, I’m not a demon and you can’t exorcise me

Amelie, crossing number 5 off of the list: It was worth a try

#she says shes not a demon #but can we be sure #demon? i think so #exorcise me #try me bitch #memes #haha #lmao #exorcisms dont work on me woman #incorrectquotes

Amelie: I hope they appreciate the work we put into this.

Amelie: Lets have a moment to reflect the work we did.

Both Hailie and Amelie: (close eyes and reflect)

Hailie: Yeah, we didn’t do much

#we ghost hunting #we dont do much #lets reflect #they must be appreciative #closes our eyes #reflect #ooooo girl #we didn’t do much #we are pretty awful #we are the next gen as ghost hunters #ghost hunters collection #incorrectquotes #memes #lmao #haha #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

(Demon hunting)

Amelie: (pulls out a vial) I have my vial of holy water? What do you have for protection?

Hailie: (laughs)

Hailie: myself

#demon hunting #do i sense a... buzzfeed unsolved au like thing goin on #we kinda do have shane and ryan energy ngl #buzzfeed unsolved #source: buzzfeed unsolved #its time #i love this idea #i know she is going to hate it #but we are basically ryan and shane #if i dont make it as a write i will become a ghost hunter like these two #we are the next gen as ghost hunters #jk #both of us have too much anxiety for that #memes #haha #lmao #incorrectquotes #ghost hunters collection

Breann: Amelie passed out on the ping pong table. It was depressing until Hailie started singing Shakira an hour later and we heard her muffled voice singing along.

#shakira #passed out #ko #ping pong #it was kinda depressing #until #we heard her singing along #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos #incorrectquotes

Amelie: whoops

Hailie: whoops? WHOOPS? this is not a “whoops” situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. we are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and i expect you to act like it