#thedanecook

[ectobioloist-blog]

thedanecook replied to your post: thedanecook replied to your post: thed...

thats from pulp fiction and that ones really clever actually i have a fine appreciation for that joke in particular and a deep fondness, theres a little spot in my heart set aside for it actually

thank god you noticed. we all know i couldn't make that one up by myself. mia wallace could probably tell it better than me dude.

[ectobioloist-blog]

thedanecook replied to your post: thedanecook replied to your post: thed...

that wasnt a joke that was the shitstained undies of a purple tainted god whos given up on life

i'll tell an even worse one.

there are 3 tomatoes. a mother tomato,a father tomato,and a son tomato. they are walking in the park one day,and the son tomato is being really slow. so the father tomato walks over to his son,and squishes him and says:

"ketchup"

[ectobioloist-blog]

thedanecook replied to your post: thedanecook said:i dare you to te...

that was honestly awful and i didnt even laugh

exactly.

[ectobioloist-blog]

i dare you to tell the worst joke in your arsenal

shit this might get too intense.

okay so here this goes.

what do you get with orange juice and pulp fiction? orange juice with pulp,while jesus christ reads about fiction.

[smokeblooded-archive-blog]

jagerbobomb thedanecook foudrxyant myotonicgoats felidetic 6thclrcle iitaliian apocxlypsearisen

i wasn't prepared for greetings so have a surprised and upset blind mag.

[portalkind-blog-blog]

thedanecook replied to your post “thedanecook liked your post:im online u can all relax now hey sup...”

this is late but its ok wbu

im p good just tired n stuff i slept like all day today lol

[blackcatkind-blog]

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:33 < *ac wipes her brow as she comes to the final portion*

:33 < its b33n hard work but i managed to say hello to every new follower!

:33 < its nice to m33t you all!!

[portalkind-blog-blog]

thedanecook liked your post:im online u can all relax now

hey sup hows it goin