CONVERSATIONS WITH BOWL CUT
Jean: OKAY BOWL CUT I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A DITCH.
Armin: Just 'cause I'm smarter doesn't mean you have to get all violent.
Jean: LISTEN YOU. I AM GONNA PUT YOU IN THE WOODS, AND YOU ARE GONNA WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS UNTIL YOU COME UPON A HOUSE, AND YOU WILL SEE THREE CHAIRS, THREE BOWLS OF PORRIDGE, AND THREE BEDS, AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU WILL SEE THREE BEARS WHO ARE NOT AS TOLERANT OF YOUR BITCH-ASS-NESS AS WE ARE, GOLDILOCKS!
Armin: ...
Armin: Well I never.












