more silly tdp headcanons
ok so i just thought these up no judging
i told the first of these to kavinskcy and kavnskii and idk my mind went haywire with it so
you know how jiang has so many tattoos? i imagine the dream pack in general have a lot of tattoos but jiang takes the goddamned cake, so when jiang is out doing whatever, they go and get A LOT of temporal tattoos from the one dollar store
when jiang comes back he just sees these nerds with temporal tattoos about princesses or pokemon in their muscles and they flex and he’s just. so fucking done with these assholes.
joseph kavinsky with a temporary jigglypuff tattoo.
when it just gets super gross he makes prokopenko help him scrub it off (and whines when the skin is super red)
real talk they all share clothes
because they are all too fucking lazy like i imagine one of them gets sick of it (usually jiang) and just pours everything on a washing machine and puts a shitton of detergent on it and calls it a day
one day skov tries to do this
he accidentally puts too much detergent
sudden bubble bath in the entire house.
but also means they all end up being really nude most of the time because Everything is Wet
kavinsky doesn’t care, swan keeps shotting daggers at skov, prokopenko likes feeling the breeze, jiang is shirtless most of the time anyways
swan is totally the kind of person that is always fucking Freezing
wears like two layers in the middle of summer doesn’t even fucking sweat
they all have at least one piece of clothing that was kavinsky’s after he dies
swan keeps his hoodie because it was always the warmest even though it has some alcohol stains all over
