#theenbywitch

[fuck-customers]

I know kids will be kids and by that they're destructive and loud and messy, but I would like to personally thank every parent customer that brings these lil gremlins into my nice clean store and lets them run wild, in ensuring that I will NEVER have any of my own.

[timelyenigma]

@theenbywitch called me out

[natvevo]

theenbywitch replied to your post “why’s everyone laughing at the tall girl netflix movie :/ it looks...”

They're cowards

like I know YA movies have a certain level of cheese to them, they can be a little cheesy, but it’s just like...a movie for young girls who r struggling with insecurities about their bodies n stuff............it’s not about ~being tall~, it’s about learning to love ur body! I have no idea why everyone’s making fun of it.

we are not gonna do that whole “making fun of media made for young girls” thing in my house!!! not today!!!!

[yourfavehatesautismspeaks]

theenbywitch’s OC Syl the Scientist from YouTube is autistic and hates Autism Speaks!

Requested by @theenbywitch!

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

I'd literally just put all of the current sanders sides oin a pentagram to summon you. Idc if there's more than 5, Roman and Remus can share a point

Ahtfghfjhjiukjgjgbgvbhffcg I mean, it could work??? Add some McDonald’s French Fries to the middle of the circle and I’m in for sure.

EDIT: it would be this video in a nutshell:

[artisticdagger]

Man that takes me back. I had two littermate ocs. White cats, blue eyes. Almost exactly alike except that one was blind. She had some special kind of cataract that made it look she had stars in her eyes, so her warrior name was Stareyes, and she was a medicine cat while her sister, Moonpelt, was an actual warrior. I never developed them much, but I think their mom was a rogue kitty pet who couldn't care for her kits, and knew Firestar would take them, and he did

OKAY BUT THEY ARE CUTE???

[darckcarnival]

(Long time mutual here. Despite all the craziness that's gone down the last few years with my URL changes and blog content and tumblr going to shit, to see you still active on my dash brings me comfort. Thank you for continuing to exist)

(( oh my god???? THANK YOU???? This really made my week dude, holy shit. I don’t often get messages like these, and this got me feelin warm fuzzies. ))

[variouslystated]

Enjoy my shitpost.