For the send me a ship ask, I'm sorry I must ask my boys Cornelius and Blutch, selfishly.
i think ur entitled to this because of how much i scream about them lately
who is more likely to hurt the other?
both smh though WE BOTH KNOW that blutch is worse
who is emotionally stronger?
lmao neither they’re both messes that said blutch has endured so much that he kinda...manages better? sort of? in his fucked up way?? get these two more love and therapy tbh
who is physically stronger?
who is more likely to break a bone?
BOTH that said i seriously wonder how Blutch manages not to break something with his Arabesque trick....stunt queen....
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
Blutch is a master of this and he needs to Stop
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?
Chesterfield aka the main character whose main other character trait isn’t “grudgy”
who treats who’s wounds more often?
both did so often im losing count but i have the feeling blutch did more often??
who is in constant need of comfort?
BOTH ARE EVEN IF BLUTCH WOULD RATHER RIP HIS TOENAILS THAN ADMIT IT that said chesterfield seeks it way more often
BoTh like jfc that said chesterfield shows it more as blutch tends to push random ppl onto chesterfield while his brain screams DENIAL DENIAL FEELINGS DENIED
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
blutch’s desertion attempts are sometimes genuinel, more often ways to get Cornélius to chase him and also sometimes because he’s emotionally tormented by the bane of his heart dumbass country boy who changed his life
idt if they would given the....era...that said in a context where it’d happen i imagine it would start like this because these two are idiots. the next time it happens in the heat of the action and i feel like cornélius would??? but either doing that would be good.
who has the most difficult parents?
WELL ONE OF THEM HAS NO PARENTS....
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
oh boy...cornélius they did it covertly in Duel dans la Manche during their Amsterdam date OK?? ok
who comes up for the other all the time?
if cornélius running after blutch in every goddamn album isn’t some romantic comedy chasing shit i will eat my socks
cornélius likes being comfy but you know blutch ends up doing to just to fuck with him
cornélius tho both are very very sad
who is better at cheering the other up?
i feel like blutch is better at lightening up the mood with a shitty stunt and joke
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
cornéliussss chesterfielddddd
not cornélius chesterfield and blutch is one of the most streetwise ppl ever
Blutch in a “my life has been garbage but also full of life lessons” way but then again with some of the shit he pulls i don’t even know anymore
who boasts about the other more?
lmao as if they’d do it in front of each other but they BOTH DO GOD when they get the fuck over their denial they,re the most embarrassing
i mean im sure if cornélius could he would but...yeah it’s blutch who does